Ok, now ive an image of Stirling in latex budgie smuggler shorts, belly hanging well over the top of them, varicose veined legs, sweating & a large receding hairline . . . or was that me this morning in mirror?

Just finished cutting the grass in my t-shirt...muscles glistening in the sun

Lovely day out there.

A bit Groucho Marxist - why do you have grass in your t-shirt?

They might fail there because the skyscraper in Purley is still being attempted as is usually the case after being turned down.

You can only move into west Purley with a lot of money and I’d actually rather live somewhere else than a quarter of a mile from a car park and traffic before you can escape more traffic on the way to greenery although there is Banstead and Chipstead direction.

You won’t find me going to Crawley any time soon.

Yes , i"m sure the skyscraper fiasco can be ironed out over a long lunch, port a flowing, and some big building company and people in power, decision makers, might come out of it very well, maybe not the locals, unless you are a very very wealthy gentleman Rudi, i think its got to ne Lincolnshire for you!

I ordered a Chinese tonight. A little Chinese driver comes to my door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting isolate isolate. I said ‘’mate, you're not that late, I only ordered it 20mins ago.’’