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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 11.19am
Originally posted by ex hibitionist I dread to think of the ailment that produced the symptoms that made the use of Bronco necessary. Your friend's name wasn't Bill by any chance? I cannot assert that I am willing to spend any time speculating as to the ailment but clearly the discomfort must have been distressing. Edited by Willo (24 Mar 2020 11.21am)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 11.19am

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I dread to think of the ailment that produced the symptoms that made the use of Bronco necessary. Your friend's name wasn't Bill by any chance?

I cannot assert that I am willing to spend any time speculating as to the ailment but clearly the discomfort must have been distressing.

Edited by Willo (24 Mar 2020 11.21am)

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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 24 Mar 20 4.29pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle It’s best use was as a musical instrument when wrapped around a comb. I tried that once, did not enjoy the experience. Then someone told me it was best to use a new, unused sheet.
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

It’s best use was as a musical instrument when wrapped around a comb.

I tried that once, did not enjoy the experience. Then someone told me it was best to use a new, unused sheet.

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thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 24 Mar 20 5.49pm
dear god i remember that stuff....nooooooo!!! They're justified, and they're ancient And they drive an ice cream van
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dear god i remember that stuff....nooooooo!!!

They're justified, and they're ancient
And they drive an ice cream van

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 6.36pm
Originally posted by thegreatlardino dear god i remember that stuff....nooooooo!!! Cripes. It would appear that there are a few on HOL who have suffered at the hands of the brands mentioned on this thread. I am more than content with 'Andrex gentle clean' or 'Super Soft' by Sainsbury's.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 6.36pm

Originally posted by thegreatlardino

dear god i remember that stuff....nooooooo!!!

Cripes.

It would appear that there are a few on HOL who have suffered at the hands of the brands mentioned on this thread.

I am more than content with 'Andrex gentle clean' or 'Super Soft' by Sainsbury's.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 24 Mar 20 6.55pm
Having Izal in schools, meant it kept the kids 'regular'. There was no way any kid was going to school in the morning without having emptied their lower intestine first. "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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Having Izal in schools, meant it kept the kids 'regular'.
There was no way any kid was going to school in the morning without having emptied their lower intestine first.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 7.08pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly Having Izal in schools, meant it kept the kids 'regular'. There was no way any kid was going to school in the morning without having emptied their lower intestine first. I can only re-affirm that I have NO recollection of using Izal at all. Furthermore I have NO recollection of making a conscious decision to have a bowel movement before setting off for school. Edited by Willo (24 Mar 2020 7.08pm)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 7.08pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Having Izal in schools, meant it kept the kids 'regular'.
There was no way any kid was going to school in the morning without having emptied their lower intestine first.

I can only re-affirm that I have NO recollection of using Izal at all.

Furthermore I have NO recollection of making a conscious decision to have a bowel movement before setting off for school.

Edited by Willo (24 Mar 2020 7.08pm)

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Midlands Eagle 24 Mar 20 7.36pm
Originally posted by Willo I have NO recollection whatsoever of ever purchasing this product. Originally posted by Willo As I have already asserted, I have no recollection whatsoever of purchasing 'Izal'. Originally posted by Willo I was in school in the 60s, but hand on heart I have no recollection whatsoever of any experience of the use of toilet paper in this establishment. Originally posted by Willo I have no recollection whatsoever of 'Bronco'. I think that we get the picture
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Originally posted by Willo

I have NO recollection whatsoever of ever purchasing this product.

Originally posted by Willo

As I have already asserted, I have no recollection whatsoever of purchasing 'Izal'.

Originally posted by Willo

I was in school in the 60s, but hand on heart I have no recollection whatsoever of any experience of the use of toilet paper in this establishment.

Originally posted by Willo

I have no recollection whatsoever of 'Bronco'.

I think that we get the picture

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ex hibitionist Hastings 24 Mar 20 9.00pm
this is starting to look a lot like denial
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this is starting to look a lot like denial

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Mapletree Croydon 24 Mar 20 10.14pm
In Saudi we had our left hands and running water. Toilet paper was considered filthy
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Croydon 24 Mar 20 10.14pm

In Saudi we had our left hands and running water. Toilet paper was considered filthy

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 10.54pm
Originally posted by Mapletree In Saudi we had our left hands and running water. Toilet paper was considered filthy I am curious as to why you specifically stated "Left hands", so perhaps you could kindly elaborate. Apropos, running water as opposed to toilet paper, I believe it was in Greece, perhaps in more than one hotel, that guests were requested not to flush the toilet paper down the pan but to place it in the bin.The thought of toilet paper left in the room after defecation did NOT fill me with any glee.I readily admit that I never considered running water!
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 20 10.54pm

Originally posted by Mapletree

In Saudi we had our left hands and running water. Toilet paper was considered filthy

I am curious as to why you specifically stated "Left hands", so perhaps you could kindly elaborate.

Apropos, running water as opposed to toilet paper, I believe it was in Greece, perhaps in more than one hotel, that guests were requested not to flush the toilet paper down the pan but to place it in the bin.The thought of toilet paper left in the room after defecation did NOT fill me with any glee.I readily admit that I never considered running water!

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Mapletree Croydon 24 Mar 20 11.03pm
Originally posted by Willo I am curious as to why you specifically stated "Left hands", so perhaps you could kindly elaborate. Apropos, running water as opposed to toilet paper, I believe it was in Greece, perhaps in more than one hotel, that guests were requested not to flush the toilet paper down the pan but to place it in the bin.The thought of toilet paper left in the room after defecation did NOT fill me with any glee.I readily admit that I never considered running water! Look up shatafa and istinja I sh*t you not [Link]
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Mapletree

Croydon 24 Mar 20 11.03pm

Originally posted by Willo

I am curious as to why you specifically stated "Left hands", so perhaps you could kindly elaborate.

Look up shatafa and istinja

I sh*t you not

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Teddy Eagle 24 Mar 20 11.05pm
Originally posted by Willo I am curious as to why you specifically stated "Left hands", so perhaps you could kindly elaborate. Apropos, running water as opposed to toilet paper, I believe it was in Greece, perhaps in more than one hotel, that guests were requested not to flush the toilet paper down the pan but to place it in the bin.The thought of toilet paper left in the room after defecation did NOT fill me with any glee.I readily admit that I never considered running water! That’s an easy one Willo. It is, or was, the custom in many countries and is the reason they cut people’s right hand off for committing crimes - apart from the obvious disfigurement it means no one will socialise with that person, let alone eat in their company so they become outcasts.
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Teddy Eagle

24 Mar 20 11.05pm

Originally posted by Willo

I am curious as to why you specifically stated "Left hands", so perhaps you could kindly elaborate.

That’s an easy one Willo. It is, or was, the custom in many countries and is the reason they cut people’s right hand off for committing crimes - apart from the obvious disfigurement it means no one will socialise with that person, let alone eat in their company so they become outcasts.

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