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View Dancer Cat's Profile Dancer Cat Flag Farnborough 01 Sep 20 8.41pm Send a Private Message to Dancer Cat Add Dancer Cat as a friend

Originally posted by Jacey

Wish him a speedy recovery as given the service he is likely to receive from our new signings and changes to our playing style,he could yet start scoring goals by the hatful.

And the nominations for "most misplaced optimism on a football forum" are......

 

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View gambler's Profile gambler Flag Kent 01 Sep 20 9.36pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

Originally posted by Jacey

Wish him a speedy recovery as given the service he is likely to receive from our new signings and changes to our playing style,he could yet start scoring goals by the hatful.

Hope you are right. But don't forget he has missed some absolute sitters in a Palace shirt.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 01 Sep 20 9.58pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by gambler

Hope you are right. But don't forget he has missed some absolute sitters in a Palace shirt.

and Broken Benteke will continue to miss sitters so long as he plays in the Prem.

League One is his level.

 


the 'Net-We-had' at the Etihad....again

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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 01 Sep 20 10.28pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

I hope he's on the road to recovery. Presumably a qualified physician checked this injury very carefully and also made sure Benteke's feet were both facing the right way round before leaving the hospital!

 

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View coulsdoneagle's Profile coulsdoneagle Flag London 01 Sep 20 11.40pm Send a Private Message to coulsdoneagle Add coulsdoneagle as a friend

July 24: "Christian's got a cracked bone in his foot. [It's] amazing really as he played so long with that cracked bone, we thought it was a bone bruise."

Cahill and Sakho both tore their hamstring muscles and Ferguson is still undergoing rehab for his knee injury. Tomkins has a thigh muscle injury. Patrick is probably the closest to a return.

 

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View thai-eagle's Profile thai-eagle Flag chiang mai 02 Sep 20 1.37am Send a Private Message to thai-eagle Add thai-eagle as a friend

It can at least not be from kicking a promotion board for celebrating scoring.....

 

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View MurrayAllOver's Profile MurrayAllOver Flag 02 Sep 20 6.30am Send a Private Message to MurrayAllOver Add MurrayAllOver as a friend

He Couldn't Score in a Brothel.

 

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View sprites's Profile sprites Flag Auckland 02 Sep 20 6.58am Send a Private Message to sprites Add sprites as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

and Broken Benteke will continue to miss sitters so long as he plays in the Prem.

League One is his level.

Rubbish.

 

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View Brasilian Eagle's Profile Brasilian Eagle Flag Londres 02 Sep 20 7.09am Send a Private Message to Brasilian Eagle Add Brasilian Eagle as a friend

He dropped a banjo on his toe whilst trying to kick a cow in the ass.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 02 Sep 20 7.36am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Brasilian Eagle

He dropped a banjo on his toe whilst trying to kick a cow in the ass.

 


One more point

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View slubglurge's Profile slubglurge Flag welling 02 Sep 20 7.40am Send a Private Message to slubglurge Add slubglurge as a friend

CB has been hiding on the pitch so he doesnt have a clear cut chance. He has the football equivalent of the darts yips. Half chances and tight angles he doesn't mind because he is not the favourite to score. His confidence is shot

 

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View coulsdoneagle's Profile coulsdoneagle Flag London 02 Sep 20 7.49am Send a Private Message to coulsdoneagle Add coulsdoneagle as a friend

31 goals over the whole of last season suggests the problems are more complex than ‘Benteke is sh*t’.

You don’t go from a 15-20 goal a season striker to 0-2 overnight. We are devoid of chances and creativity. We play with inverted wide players and since Roy’s arrival have not played to his strengths or any striker’s strengths for that matter.

He was starting to look a lot better towards the end of last season.

I said at the end of the season before that I thought Ayew was looking much better and I fancied him to have a great next season people on here rubbished me.

I am going to repeat that prediction with Christian. If we play the 442 narrow diamond and he plays up front this season, he will have a great season. If we stick with that formation and he gets a fair crack and has a poor season I will donate £50 to Palace for life.

 

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