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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.45am |
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wide and varied. Could be A&E, could be an scheduled operation.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.50am |
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I was in hospital in 1984 for 4 weeks. The guy in the bed opposite was a driver for an industrial dry-cleaning firm. He said he was doing a collection from Broadmoor one day, and after loading his baskets, drove to the exit gates.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.57am |
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Last week I had a 'cancer scare'. One of the initial procedures is to 'check for blood in stools'. The female Muslim Doctor had to verify this by inserting something into my rectum. But she did buy me lunch, so it might of been good for her too
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Rudi Hedman  Caterham 19 Sep 20 11.19am |
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Had a heart op in December with no anaesthetic, just a bit of Valium. Young female nurses kept pulling my robe away and giggling when looking at my naked cock and balls due to the type of operation. That included a Spanish or Portuguese male nurse who was probably gay. This was in Brighton. I kept trying to pull it back to cover my precious tools but they kept pulling it away. I couldn’t see because I think I was strapped down. I thought I might have shrivelled due to some nerves having the operation but no. Proudly smiled when I checked they weren’t giggling at a Chipolata.
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 19 Sep 20 11.56am |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Had a heart op in December with no anaesthetic, just a bit of Valium. Young female nurses kept pulling my robe away and giggling when looking at my naked cock and balls due to the type of operation. That included a Spanish or Portuguese male nurse who was probably gay. This was in Brighton. I kept trying to pull it back to cover my precious tools but they kept pulling it away. I couldn’t see because I think I was strapped down. I thought I might have shrivelled due to some nerves having the operation but no. Proudly smiled when I checked they weren’t giggling at a Chipolata. I don't know whether you did this on purpose but it tickled me.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 19 Sep 20 12.22pm |
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the hospital porters at Mayday are all Eagles.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 19 Sep 20 12.30pm |
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Originally posted by martin2412
I don't know whether you did this on purpose but it tickled me. There were a few European male nurses there on the gaydar. It is a gay capital. Not bothered but it was a bit obvious.
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 19 Sep 20 8.11pm |
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10 years ago I had a heart attack, and was rushed to hospital under blues & twos.
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croydon proud  Any european country i fancy! 21 Sep 20 6.39pm |
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Originally posted by Harpo
10 years ago I had a heart attack, and was rushed to hospital under blues & twos. What was his name?
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 21 Sep 20 6.49pm |
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Originally posted by Harpo
I was wheeled straight into theatre, and whilst horizontal a nurse leaned over and said; 'I'm ever so sorry, but I need to take your underwear off'. yourself or your lad ?
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| the.universal 21 Sep 20 9.25pm |
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Had an operation on my leg a few years ago. For some reason there was a cast of thousands watching, students in training I think. I was wearing those paper pants that they like to give you. The op required some iodine on my leg right up to let’s say the upper thigh. As luck would have it the really hot Asian student (female) was chosen from the aforementioned massed ranks to iodine me up. Massaging the iodine into my leg was not enough to give me a hard on but it was enough to give me a solid chubby on. As she made her second pass up my leg my cock fell out of the paper pants and touched her hand. This didn’t help matters as you might imagine. First time, she asked me to pop myself back in. It happened again and this time she tucked me back in herself. Also didn’t help matters. Finally my cock fell out again and there are it remained for the entire duration of the operation (about an hour). Not the most dignified episode of my life but I do have an alternative ending in the w*** bank where she tossed me off all over her lab coat. So, swings and roundabouts.
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| esox lucius Deal 21 Sep 20 9.51pm |
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My wire has a very good friend who is a doctor in A&E. She has a few stories about people she has had to deal with, like the bloke who turned up with a carrot lost up his arse. If that’s not bad enough it’s the Completely stupid excuse people give for there mishaps. Carrot boys was he was doing the hoovering naked then stumbled backwards landing on said vegetable.which he tried to remove but only succeeded in pushing I fully home.
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