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View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 04 Nov 20 11.41am Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

My starter for 10.
I withdrew £50 from a cash machine (1990's) to give to a tramp at Waterloo train station.


It gets better,...or worse,...

.. but your place in heaven is assured

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 04 Nov 20 12.04pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I cannot recall the last occasion when I was in a state of sheer intoxication but I recall an incident from yesteryear.

Following a day at the racecourse with some gentlemen where sobriety was certainly NOT on the agenda we retired to a public house for a continuation of our alcoholic spree.
I was in a temulent state and contacted my then girlfriend by telephone requesting a lift back to my abode as I was in need of slumber.When the lady entered the establishment,I had completely forgotten about the request that I made and concluded bizarrely that she was 'Muscling in' on a gentlemens day out and I was rather irate with her to say the least bellowing out words to the effect "You are checking up on me"! The lady did an about-turn, left the public house and I had to pay for a taxi home.Our relationship was somewhat short-lived.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 04 Nov 20 3.48pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Spiderman

Sitting at a bar in Corfu, early 80s, 2 young ladies started seriously flirting with me, likening me to Phil Collins. My friend beat a tactical retreat leaving them both with me. My response.... threw up over them. What might have been!


There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Puke-puke-puk-io
Oh oh

Edited by PalazioVecchio (04 Nov 2020 4.11pm)

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 04 Nov 20 4.03pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

there's a girl doesnt even know my name
Puke puke puk-e-o

Very good ! Tips hat.

I have no recollection of subjecting someone of the 'Fairer sex' to vomitus.


Edited by Willo (04 Nov 2020 4.03pm)

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 04 Nov 20 5.01pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

11pm. Travelling from Bromley to Dulwich....and nodded off....over-ran my station and awoke in victoria.

''darn it. Well then just Get the other train going back south to Dulwich. ''

Nodded off again. And awoke in Orpington. very lucky that the final train would take me North again..hopefully back to Dulwich....third time lucky.

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 04 Nov 20 5.11pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

11pm. Travelling from Bromley to Dulwich....and nodded off....over-ran my station and awoke in victoria.

''darn it. Well then just Get the other train going back south to Dulwich. ''

Nodded off again. And awoke in Orpington. very lucky that the final train would take me North again..hopefully back to Dulwich....third time lucky.

This reminds me of an experience, I believe in 1977.
I had attended the Hull game at Selhurst Park - we lost 1-0 and the 'Heavens' opened during the game.

Afterwards, following a protracted period of consuming intoxicating liquids I boarded the wrong train and to my horror found myself at St Mary Cray station where I had to take a taxi ride home.
Opened the door and stepped on sodden carpets - we had been flooded!
A truly awful day.

 

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View Apollofuzz's Profile Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 04 Nov 20 6.45pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine at the office Christmas party left early as he was worse for wear got on the bus to go home, woke up well past his sto, got on another bus to take him back home, fell asleep again and woke up at South Croydon Bus garage, got another bus to go home which took him past the office party so got off and rejoined the party as he had sobered up.

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

11pm. Travelling from Bromley to Dulwich....and nodded off....over-ran my station and awoke in victoria.

''darn it. Well then just Get the other train going back south to Dulwich. ''

Nodded off again. And awoke in Orpington. very lucky that the final train would take me North again..hopefully back to Dulwich....third time lucky.

 


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I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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