Not that I’m saying he won’t sign tonight, or be unveiled tomorrow evening. But this sounds like total bollocks. Why would you schedule signing a contract? Has he left the thing in his car?

We're the Arthur over ere!

When you say "unveiling", are we talking about the kind of thing where Parrish, dressed as Batman, pulls back a red and blue velvet curtain and, suddenly, Favre leaps into full view? Or is it another kind of unveiling? I think we should be told.

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

I am at a point where I would be happy if Dazza was named the new manager tbh!

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Blimey, and you thought Roy was old!

I'd imagine for a contract of that magnitude they would need to arrange for lawyers and intermediaries to be present, so it's not entirely impossible that they'd arrange a time for an official signing of contracts.

and Mattteo as head of recruitment.