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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 18 Jun 21 1.51pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

My advice is to have your genitals all tucked up in a 'Braemar Tweed' jockstrap.

Both stylish and functional. Awfully warm though.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Jun 21 1.53pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Just use a safety pin.

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Jun 21 2.00pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Both stylish and functional. Awfully warm though.

I am reminded of an old adage :
"The heat of the meat determines the angle of the dangle".

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 18 Jun 21 2.04pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I am reminded of an old adage :
"The heat of the meat determines the angle of the dangle".

I was reminded of the song Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

 

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View orpingtoneagle's Profile orpingtoneagle Flag Orpington 18 Jun 21 2.26pm Send a Private Message to orpingtoneagle Add orpingtoneagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Just use a safety pin.

Or maybe a cricket box both practical and offering a degree of protection.
This thread simply reminds me of the Alan Partridge and perished gym shorts scene

 

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View Pikester's Profile Pikester Flag Worthing 18 Jun 21 2.33pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Originally posted by orpingtoneagle

Or maybe a cricket box both practical and offering a degree of protection.
This thread simply reminds me of the Alan Partridge and perished gym shorts scene

Lynn I have just popped out again!

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Jun 21 2.37pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

I was reminded of the song Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 18 Jun 21 3.13pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I am reminded of my early youth, when Y-front were the order of the day. If your knob happened to get caught in one of the gaps at the front, it could either be arousing or excruciatingly painful.

Then cotton boxers came into fashion (nod to recently dead Nick Kamen). They looked good, but if you were doing prolonged physical activity, then the sweat caused the material to wrinkle and catch in really awkward and painful places.

Elasticated boxers are the way to go. They can be forgiving for those of an expanding waistline, and you can also have an internal gusset for fluid leakage.

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Jun 21 3.35pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I am reminded of my early youth, when Y-front were the order of the day. If your knob happened to get caught in one of the gaps at the front, it could either be arousing or excruciatingly painful.

Then cotton boxers came into fashion (nod to recently dead Nick Kamen). They looked good, but if you were doing prolonged physical activity, then the sweat caused the material to wrinkle and catch in really awkward and painful places.

Elasticated boxers are the way to go. They can be forgiving for those of an expanding waistline, and you can also have an internal gusset for fluid leakage.

My waistline has become a victim of inflation,accordingly some while ago I purchased elasticated 'Long Johns'.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Jun 21 4.27pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

My waistline has become a victim of inflation,accordingly some while ago I purchased elasticated 'Long Johns'.

Under Armour?

 


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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 18 Jun 21 4.44pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Under Armour?

Does Willo wear armour? Might’ve needed to on occasion.

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Jun 21 5.41pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Does Willo wear armour? Might’ve needed to on occasion.

I readily admit that I have never participated in the medieval sport of jousting.

 

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