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 Apollofuzz  On the edge of reason 22 Jun 21 11.45am |
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Just a heads up If you have an Android device, there’s a small chance you may get a test alert. Your device may make a loud siren-like sound. The alert will say: This is a mobile network operator test of the Emergency Alerts service. You do not need to take any action. To find out more, search for gov.uk/alerts Edited by Apollofuzz (22 Jun 2021 2.12pm)
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| Pikester Worthing 22 Jun 21 1.35pm |
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This is to activate the nanobots in your blood stream implanted by the vaccine.
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| Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 22 Jun 21 1.57pm |
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We've all been programmed to cheer and support the Palace and our new manager no matter how badly we play or how poor the results. It's a positive behaviour implant. All negative thoughts are cancelled. Harry and Meghan are responsible for it.
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 22 Jun 21 2.33pm |
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I got activated and woke up in a fishing trawler being treated by a Hungarian doctor for gunshot wounds. Must have been a big night.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 22 Jun 21 3.33pm |
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My phone alarm just went off although it may have to do with me just farting. Edited by Badger11 (22 Jun 2021 3.33pm)
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jeeagles  22 Jun 21 7.10pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
This is to activate the nanobots in your blood stream implanted by the vaccine. It's just in case Scotland score.
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| Ouzo Dan 23 Jun 21 9.44pm |
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Weird I should read this now as I was fishing a few days ago my Slovak town fired up the nuclear warning alarm that hasnt been heard for the best part of 10 years. honestly one of the creepiest sounds I have ever heard. Edited by Ouzo Dan (23 Jun 2021 9.45pm)
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