I was compared to George Clooney this year at Glorious Goodwood. This nice looking lady said to me, "compared to George Clooney, you're a right ugly ****"

Thought she was being a bit picky.

On a different note, I was on the top deck of one of those open bus tour things in New York a couple of years back and we were going through Harlem.

Parked up was a mobile DNA testing centre called "Who's The Daddy"

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.