The 'citizen of nowhere' position certainly doesn't wash with me.....but I can't be bothered to argue.

I might not have travelled as much as you Maple but I've certainly seen further.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Is one worth pondering.

In the immortal words of Simon Cowell however, "It's a no from me".

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Why was it not paid by a Labour government I wonder, plenty of opportunity

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

Simon Cowell is a closet bender, so unless it has a c0ck, he wouldn't want a go.

It would be a 'yes' from me. Every hole a goal.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Simon has a hole if you're committed to that statement, haha.

I saw that "#ungratefulcow" was trending for a long time on twitter today, an interesting reaction to her sharing an opinion on the government's handling of things.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Ooh err.

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