Yes, Two-Way Stretch was a great movie and i thought carry on spying was one of the best, loved him, RIP

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

well Mr Fawlty, that telephone receiver was greasy. Yes, very greasy indeed. But its alright i managed to rub it out for you.

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- Yes, I'm going to have your Spanish omelette.
- Splendid. I assume that all the vegetables within the omelette are fresh?
- Oh, yes, yes.
- Including the peas?
- Yes, they're fresh all right.
- They're not frozen, are they? - Well, they're frozen, yes.
- If they're frozen, they're not fresh, are they? I assure you they were absolutely fresh when they were frozen. Oh, dear. There's a lot of this nowadays in hotels. A lot of what?

- I'll just have a cheese salad, please.
- What?

I only eat fresh vegetables, you see. I'll just have a cheese salad. We could do the omelette without the peas. No, no, no, I always feel that the peas are an integral part of the overall flavour. Might I suggest that in future you avail yourself of sufficient quantities of the fresh article?

Eze Peasy at Anfield....

The best epitaph in my opinion is "he was such a lovely man" and I am pretty sure that Bernard Cribbins was just that.