I never knew why Kettle was Watch for years

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Kettle and Hob - Fob (watch)? That's what I was led to believe in any case.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

From South London never used rhyming slang on principle because I don't want people thinking I'm a cockney Tw&t

One supporter of hacking argued that without it "you will do away with the courage and pluck of the game, and I will be bound to bring over a lot of Frenchmen who would beat you with a week's practice -Blackheath secretary at first meeting of the F.A

Yes, you are right, didn't know until Google

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

How’s your skin and your saucepans?

Skin and blister, sister.
Saucepan lids, kids.

2 of my faves.

taters = cold

Not rhyming as such but "monkeys" and "ponies" allegedly derived from the animals that appeared on Raj bank notes used by soldiers on duty in India.