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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 03 Dec 22 5.43pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Someone sounds like he has a big chip on his shoulder

or someone else is a posh tw*t

 

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footythoughts Flag Beckenham 04 Dec 22 12.03am

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

you know your posh when ....you are descended from people who got married with an enormous age gap.

King Wladyslaw Jagiello of Poland : 53 years the senior to his last wife. They had two sons

Avert your gaze

 

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footythoughts Flag Beckenham 04 Dec 22 12.07am

Originally posted by monkey

I actually felt quite posh the other day, I went into Faversham Wetherspoons and had a good look round at everyone else

Spiv

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 04 Dec 22 6.24am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

I actually felt quite posh the other day, I went into Faversham Wetherspoons and had a good look round at everyone else

I went to a Wetherspoons in a certain Scottish town (it was Dunfermline - now a city. Go figure.) with a friend who is a rather "extravagant" gentleman. He used their app to order himself a bottle of prosecco. When it was paraded through to him the locals were so stunned, a resounding thunk of chins on sticky table tops, it was as though he was riding a unicorn and juggling ocelots.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 04 Dec 22 7.58am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

I actually felt quite posh the other day, I went into Faversham Wetherspoons and had a good look round at everyone else

So what your saying is that any man who washes and combs his hair is posh compared to the Wetherspoons crowd.

I kid you not I used to go into Lewisham Spoons to meet my mates the place was full of dirty smelly old men.

Edited by Badger11 (04 Dec 2022 7.59am)

 


One more point

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 04 Dec 22 8.51am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

posh compared to the Wetherspoons

Lewisham Spoons....... the place was full of dirty smelly old men.

Edited by Badger11 (04 Dec 2022 7.59am)

the cleanest kitchens and dirtiest customers.

You know you're posh when your food arrives by dumb-waiter

 


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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 04 Dec 22 8.54am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

So what your saying is that any man who washes and combs his hair is posh compared to the Wetherspoons crowd.

I kid you not I used to go into Lewisham Spoons to meet my mates the place was full of dirty smelly old men.

Edited by Badger11 (04 Dec 2022 7.59am)

Actually that is a good description of me, and yet I still felt superior to everyone else in there

 


Made in Bromley

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 04 Dec 22 10.54am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Someone sounds like he has a big chip on his shoulder

If he was posh it would be a triple cooked in goose fat chip on his shoulder

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 04 Dec 22 2.30pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by becky

One NEVER drinks sherry from a tumbler, unless one is uncouth.

Quite so, I just thought a Sherry glass was a bit on the small side from what I remember of my grand parents drinking habits.
My grand mother was usually hammered by the time she served lunch, as her speciality was trifle (with sherry). The trifle never set properly as it had so much sherry in, but we never saw the sherry glass in the kitchen, or how many bottles it took to prepare lunch. how posh is that ?

 


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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 04 Dec 22 3.10pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by mezzer

If he was posh it would be a triple cooked in goose fat chip on his shoulder

Ha

Excellent

Just for another b!tch and whine, why is it the usual pub lunch these days has to have every dish with superfluous words outweighing informative ones?

‘Gourmet boiled, free trade haricot beans, served atop slow grilled Mediterranean bread, in a scarlet red tomato based jus’

 


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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 04 Dec 22 3.46pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

Ha

Excellent

Just for another b!tch and whine, why is it the usual pub lunch these days has to have every dish with superfluous words outweighing informative ones?

‘Gourmet boiled, free trade haricot beans, served atop slow grilled Mediterranean bread, in a scarlet red tomato based jus’

With the injunction that eructation and borborygmi are a distinct possibility following ingestion.

 

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View Apollofuzz's Profile Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 05 Dec 22 9.30am Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

You know you are posh, when you use the same vocabulary as Willo in everyday conversation.

Back in the day I thought people were posh if they had a Soda Stream.

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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