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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Mar 23 1.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Willo
To be truthful I have never been given such advice. In terms of 'Sand', I was once advised that instead of purchasing Viagra one could concoct a potion of "One of sand and two of cement" to revive a flaccid chipolata. You've just ruined my appetite ahead of my fortnightly takeaway Willo with the usage of 'flaccid chipolata'. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Mar 23 1.44pm | |
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Originally posted by Nicholas91
You've just ruined my appetite ahead of my fortnightly takeaway Willo with the usage of 'flaccid chipolata'. I hope you're proud of yourself. I am mortified.
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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Mar 23 2.26pm | |
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Originally posted by Willo
I am mortified. Haha
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Mar 23 2.48pm | |
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Originally posted by fish mitten
The last time I looked at an attractive woman and thought what I'd like to do to her.....and actually be capable of doing it. I still look at attractive women, but think 'yeah she looks nice, but you're a fat middle aged bloke' and it would kill you. blokes cant really win either way.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Mar 23 3.20pm | |
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I really cannot recall the last time I engaged in conjugal coupling.
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Pete53 Hassocks 07 Mar 23 3.49pm | |
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I guess you don't always know it is the last time, but there are some things I am pretty certain will never happen again. Among these are: running a marathon ( I have completed four), carrying my son or daughter on my shoulders ( both are in their 30s); going for a job interview; skinny dipping ( I only did it once anyway); playing in a football match; going to a music festival.
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 08 Mar 23 10.54am | |
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Originally posted by Pete53
I guess you don't always know it is the last time, but there are some things I am pretty certain will never happen again. Among these are: running a marathon ( I have completed four), carrying my son or daughter on my shoulders ( both are in their 30s); going for a job interview; skinny dipping ( I only did it once anyway); playing in a football match; going to a music festival.
Why they changed it to Snickers has always remained a mystery to me.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Pete53 Hassocks 08 Mar 23 10.38pm | |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Why they changed it to Snickers has always remained a mystery to me. Likewise Opal Fruits ( "made to make your mouth water" strange how hose jingles stay with you)
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