Can anyone think of any attacking player that we have bought from outside of the English league who as done, even, OK.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Well done, forgot him

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

If memory serves, I think Aki Riihilahti recommended him. Another arrow in anyone's quiver when claiming him to be an 'intelligent footballer'.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Charlie Cooke was great, and these days Scotland counts as a foreign country!

Well, I was there when Michele Padovano scored :-) Unfortunately, he wasn't ok. Nor was his knee. He was reincarnated a couple of years ago as Nathan Ferguson.

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

Supposedly Paulo Dybala has a release clause of €12m for overseas clubs, and would likely want €6m a year (£102k per week).

I mean, it's never gonna happen for about 3 or 4 fundamental reasons... but we've spunked money in worse ways before.