Valeran Ismael, Ade Akinbiyi, Jualian Speroni(?)

Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ

What about Leif Anderson? Or Paul Bodin?

"Are you the Judean peoples front?", "Fcuk off, we're the peoples front of Judea"

We seem to have had a lot of players who must have felt fraudulent in making a living from the game. These are just some I could mention.

Lee Sinnott, Paul Mortimer, Damien Matthew, Cedric Carasso, Amir Karic, Rudi Hedman, Andy Turner, Leif Andersen, Darren Pittcher, Stuart Massey, David Amsalem, Ray Wilkins . . .

For the quality of his freekicks and passing I would say Dean Austin but his performances in the dark days of administration can excuse the number of setpieces kicked directly into touch.

Phil Barber. Nobody could ever understand why he got in the team. I met someone once who would only go to home games if he knew in advance he wouldnt be playing.

Sorry, I just remembered. Paul Hammond. How crap a goalkeeper was he ?

Valeran Ismael HAS to be the one that stands out in my mind. I remember going to the training ground at the time he was with us and he spent 95% of the time laid on the grass talking to his fellow non footballing countryman who was there. From the way they were acting I would think they had very "close" relationship. The other 5& of the time he was pissing in the bushes at the back!!!

TOTALLY USELESS!!!!!!!

Supported Palace for over 69 years since the age of 7 and have seen all the ups and downs and will probably see many more ups and downs before I go up to the big football club in the sky.