lol.. that tickled me..

this has got to stop!! we will be on watch dog soon..

Just when I thought that I was out...........they pull me back in

Maybe because all the PC posters with chips on their shoulders have made their last posts...EVER!

It's cringeworthy at times, but ever so funny!

Edited by Stuk (08 Dec 2006 3:56pm)

Optimistic as ever

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper.

Big chest and massive boobs

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oh no, that's Bill Bailey syndrome. i just find bad grammar really offensive kermit. my nan suffers from really bad grammar and i challenge anyone here with bad grammar running in the family to not be offended by it

Edited by morganistic (08 Dec 2006 5:55pm)

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Your spelling is appalling too!

Edited by Jonathan (08 Dec 2006 4:13pm)

19/12/06
i was there.