Pauline Quirke F*cked Me Over Good And Proper And I'm Glad She's Dead
Comedy starring Linda Robson

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Match Of The Gays

Gary Lineker and Alan Hanson run through the highlights of the weekends best ball skills with detailed analysis and commentry from John Motson.

Pride Of South London... South London's Number 1.... You Know It's True..... WE'RE RED AND BLUE

PSN - CPFC_Dave

To The Manor Porn
Upper class shenanigans involving a lot of sherry, the lady of the house and some 'thank you' letters

Pump My Ride
US college girls get their car overhauled with wipe clean seats then banged in the back by the mechanics.

Smear Factor
Gratuitous gynaecological explorations with big cash prizes but only as long as the contestants are fit and have great norks. Hosted by an over muscled midget.

Crabs
Chavvy car crash TV where no-hope 'celebrities' invite you into their house and show you around their pubic infestations

Any Dick Will Do
Twelve out of work actors compete to see which ones the female judges will fancy this week and want to shag. The last one picked gets a night with Graham Norton.

Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory

Torture Hour

Me, Colin w***er, some jump leads, a blowtorch, and some starving rats.

I'm prepared to make this one if someone has a soundproof lock-up I can borrow.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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The Biotic Man
In a powerful social experiment, former EastEnder Dean Gaffney is prescribed 14 different types of antibiotics every half hour, washed down with up to 21 litres of natural yoghurt, in a bid to balance his biotics. Contains strong effluent

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

ERECTION NIGHT SPECIAL

Paxman Snow and Dimbleby discuss who will be the first candidate to "lose their deposit" in the marginals.

Daisy McAndrew Poll dances for the Chief Whip.

Lembit Opyk loses his seat to Peter Mandelson on the backbenches.

Edited by chollis (12 Oct 2007 2:03pm)

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.