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chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 11.06am | |
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Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They've reformed The Doors!
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 11.08am | |
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I saw a bargain the other day, a TV set for £1. The only problem was the volume control which was stuck on full. How can you turn that down?
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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Pikester Worthing 20 May 08 12.03pm | |
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I said to the doctor: "I keep wrapping cling film over my testicles!" I was at the zoo and this bloke was chatting up a cheetah. i thought he's trying to pull a fast one.
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
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Amazing36 Croydon 20 May 08 12.09pm | |
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What do you call a bloke standing in between 2 houses? Ali What do you call a bloke who has just come out of hospital? Manuel
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Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 12.14pm | |
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A man buys his wife a coat made from 2000 hamster skins. She wore it when they went to Blackpool for the day ...
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Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 12.17pm | |
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"James, why have you been suspended from school?" "But if he was smoking, why were you suspended?" "Because I was the one who set fire to him!"
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Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 12.19pm | |
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Boy asks his Granny "have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?" Granny replies "f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
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baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 20 May 08 12.40pm | |
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What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG!, clip-clop, clip-clop?? An Amish drive-by shooting.
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 20 May 08 1.18pm | |
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What do you call a bloke with a pound of bacon on his head? Hamed What do you call a bloke with two pounds of bacon on his head? Mohammed What do you call a bloke with two pounds of bacon on his head and a vibrator up his ar*e? Sheik Mohammed
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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eagleboi Catford 20 May 08 7.08pm | |
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Why was the number 6 scared? because 7,8,9
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p.p.palace gt.yarmouth 20 May 08 8.52pm | |
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Sorry Im late for school miss, my Dad got burned. Sorry to hear that, was it serious? Sure was, they dont f*** about down the crematorium.
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who cant. |
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lanzarote ron East Grinstead 20 May 08 9.17pm | |
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Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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