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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.05pm

some books...
Falling off a ladder by Mr Step
and
Falling off a cliff by Eileen Dover

 

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Doctor I think i'm the invisible man
Doctor "who said that"

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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Doctor Doctor Iv got 59 seconds to live!

-Ill be with you in a minute...

 


----RED BLUE----
------ARMY------
------CPFC-----

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Knock KNock
Whos there
Pizza
Pizza who?
Petes a friend of mine

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who =] [Link]

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 9.22pm

Doctor:'I,ve got some good news and some bad news!'
Patient:'What's the bad news?'
Doctor:'You've got a week to live.'
Patient:'What's the good news?'
Doctor:'Well,you see that nurse with the big tits over there?I'm taking her out tonight!'

 


I know you are but what am I?

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.38pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.43pm

dr dr people keep ignoring me
next

 

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Whats big and red and eats rocks???
A big red rock eater

 

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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.53pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

Q.What's the difference between Katie Price & a Kit-Kat

A.You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 9.56pm

Q.What's green and smells of pork?
A.Kermits fingers!

 


I know you are but what am I?

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View teejay61's Profile teejay61 Flag The Cup of Sid 18 May 08 10.09pm Send a Private Message to teejay61 Add teejay61 as a friend

What do you call a man with seagulls on his head ?

Cliff

What do you call a man with no legs & no arms in a swimming pool ?

Bob

What do you call a man with no legs & no arms in a pile of autumn leaves ?

Russell

What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her head ?

Beatrix

What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her head, whilst playing snooker ?

Beatrix Potter


(i'm here all week)

 


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Bloke goes to doctors with a lettuce up his a*se.

Doctor says its just the tip of the iceberg.(groan)

 


When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.

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