I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 18 May 08 11.00pm |
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Whats irish and stays out all night?
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 11.01pm |
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Q.What's a hospice?
I know you are but what am I? |
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 11.04pm |
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Q.What's the difference between a scouser and a coconut?
I know you are but what am I? |
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eagleeye  The dark side 18 May 08 11.28pm |
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I was playing poker with two african tribesmen last night..
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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| 87eagle london 18 May 08 11.56pm |
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
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| robert_punk Edenbridge 19 May 08 12.24am |
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FINALLY A THREAD I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO!!! How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a liquidizer!
don't you just hate it when people write things they think are really clever here? |
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| Ian77 19 May 08 12.32am |
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Did you hear the one about the fly sitting on the toilet seat?... It got p*ssed off...
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 19 May 08 6.44am |
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Bloke goes to the doctor as he has a load of strawberries stuck up his arse. "Do you want some cream for that?"
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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| eagles911 19 May 08 6.49am |
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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?? Doyouthinkhesaurus!
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| danincyp Old Bexley 19 May 08 8.18am |
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Two parrots sitting on a perch;
"I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." |
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| Catfish Burgess Hill 19 May 08 8.39am |
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A man is walking through the woods and he sees a tiny little man sitting ona toadstool withhis head between his knees.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.37am |
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My dog's got no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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