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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 19 May 08 12.30pm

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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View Dazzling's Profile Dazzling Flag Sutton 19 May 08 12.36pm Send a Private Message to Dazzling Add Dazzling as a friend

Quote john_the_eagle at 18 May 2008 7:56pm

What do you call a Deer with no eyes?

No idea.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

 

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View DaveTheGnome's Profile DaveTheGnome Flag 19 May 08 12.51pm Send a Private Message to DaveTheGnome Add DaveTheGnome as a friend

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

Why did the hairdresser smother a man in pooh?

Because he asked for a number two all over.

Edited by DaveTheGnome (19 May 2008 12:54pm)

 


Cheers

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View Mr Statto's Profile Mr Statto Flag Ifield 19 May 08 12.52pm Send a Private Message to Mr Statto Add Mr Statto as a friend

What do you call a woman with tiles on her head?

Ruth

What do you call a woman with egg & chips on her head?

Cath

What do you call a man with 100 rabbits up his arse?

Warren

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas

What do you call a man with a tree in his head?

Edward

What do you call a man with three trees in his head?

Edward Woodward

 


That's just the ramblings of a madman

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View baldockeagle's Profile baldockeagle Flag Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 19 May 08 2.11pm Send a Private Message to baldockeagle Add baldockeagle as a friend

Why does Edward Woodward have four "D's" in his name.

Otherwise he'd be called Eeee-wahhh woohhh-wahhh.

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 2.32pm

What's white and wears Check Trousers?

Rupert The Fridge.

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 19 May 08 3.09pm

I used to own a paper shop.

It blew away.

 


Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 3.12pm

I'm a bi-lingual Illiterate.

I can't read or write in Polish or Russian

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening


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Why do american astronaughts take cocacola on the shuttle with them ???
cos cos with Challenger & Atlantis they had problems with Seven up

 


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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 3.18pm

What did the slug say to the snail?

Big Issue?


(I'm in my bleedin' element with this thread!)

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 19 May 08 3.44pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton,

Its said concentrate on the side.

How do you make a blondes eyes light up,

Shine a torch in her ears.

Whats the first thing that goes through a flies mind when it hits your windscreen.

Its arse

Edited by dannyh (19 May 2008 3:45pm)

 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 19 May 2008 3:18pm

What did the slug say to the snail?

Big Issue?


(I'm in my bleedin' element with this thread!)


If my dad was still alive you wouldn't see me for dust (so long as he could remember his entire repertoire, which was very extensive)

 


That's just the ramblings of a madman

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