I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 22 Jul 13 8.17pm |
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I never knew my mechanic was a sex-psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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Horley Eagle  Somewhere only I know 26 Jul 13 4.32pm |
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Stuart Hall has had his sentenced doubled after the judge decided to play his joker.
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 26 Jul 13 7.02pm |
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What does a 60 year old have between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't? Her belly button. Edited by Johnny Eagles (26 Jul 2013 7.02pm)
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 27 Jul 13 12.02am |
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Another horrible one (you've been warned!) What has 78 holes and lots of money? A spanish gravedigger
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| BudgiesBeak London 04 Aug 13 11.49pm |
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Last night I dreamed that I was drowning in orangeade. Then I woke up and realized that it was a Fanta sea.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 05 Aug 13 8.59am |
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My girlfriend is really ill at the moment. This morning I had to carry her into the kitchen so she could make me breakfast.
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| rednblueblood 18 Aug 13 7.57pm |
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My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well," she said, "I've lost a stone. Can you see a difference?" I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?"
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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| Hoof Hearted 22 Aug 13 10.20am | |
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The underpants bomber defence lawyer told him to say it was an accident rather than a deliberate act of terror. The prosecuting counsel was able prove he was lying because his pants were on fire.
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| Bin Liner London , Southfields 29 Aug 13 8.34am |
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just had a dyslexic whore offer to cook my socks for £50!
Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly |
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| Temps Cronx 03 Sep 13 4.32pm |
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The wife was complaining about how small her breasts were so I suggested wiping some tissue between them regularly.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!! |
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| olls Eastbourne 12 Sep 13 5.45pm |
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Pepsi Max beats all
I'll never forget the day that Danny Butterfield scored that hattrick. Red and Blue Army! No Matter What. |
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 12 Sep 13 9.51pm |
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We had a power cut last week and my computer TV and games console shut down immediately, it was raining so I couldn’t play golf so I had to talk to my wife for a few hours.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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