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 Bin Liner  London , Southfields 15 Oct 13 12.51pm |
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she was only a petrol pump attendants daughter but she liked the smell of Benzoyl
Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly |
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 21 Oct 13 2.01pm |
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Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!
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| Hoof Hearted 28 Oct 13 11.29am | |
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Quote Pikester at 19 Sep 2013 7.46pm
We call my granddad Spiderman - he hasn't got any special powers, he just has trouble getting out the bath. I nearly didn't make it to work today. My wife was heating some Alphabetti Spaghetti and it exploded.
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 31 Oct 13 3.24pm |
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The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my fanny and you know what that means don't you?” I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again..”
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 01 Nov 13 9.29am |
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David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 04 Nov 13 9.12am |
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Bloke is in a restaurant with his wife. She spills soup over her dress. "Oh, look at the state of me," she exclaims, "I look like a pig!" He replies, "Yeah, and now you've spilt soup all down yourself as well!"
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| Hoof Hearted 06 Nov 13 11.30am | |
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Dear Sir, Thank you for your interest in the latest C4 documentary project and the charming photograph of your wife and application form. I would inform you that the documentary is actually called "FACT HUNT". Yours Faithfully C4 Documentary Production Team
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 06 Nov 13 8.46pm |
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When a woman meets a man: - ooh, he's nice When a man meets a woman: - I would shag her
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 06 Nov 13 10.47pm |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 06 Nov 2013 8.46pm
When a woman meets a man: - ooh, he's nice When a man meets a woman: - I would shag her No such thing as I wouldn't with a face like mine!!
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| SirPeanut Keston 06 Nov 13 11.01pm |
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Swastika in Geordie means something that used to be a sticker.
There are two kinds of person in this world: |
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| rednblueblood 08 Nov 13 9.47pm |
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Sometimes to impress Girls, I use big words, that I don't fully understand, in an effort to sound more photosynthesis.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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| CrystalMH Tooting 11 Nov 13 1.35pm |
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Sean Connery likes herbs, but only partially.
@mallett1991 Premierleagles! |
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