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View Mikeybaby's Profile Mikeybaby Flag 18 Dec 13 12.20pm Send a Private Message to Mikeybaby Add Mikeybaby as a friend

This thread is starting to live up to its title.

 

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View rednblueblood's Profile rednblueblood 19 Dec 13 10.32pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Ian Watkins gets 35 years in jail.

On the plus side, his girlfriend will be 37 when he gets out.

 


In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 21 Dec 13 1.04pm

The Catholic Church has developed a new communion wafer with half the fat and a third less calories. It's called 'I can't believe it's not Jesus

 


Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

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View CrystalMH's Profile CrystalMH Flag Tooting 23 Dec 13 11.00am Send a Private Message to CrystalMH Add CrystalMH as a friend

I had trouble getting my new washing machine to work the other day. I couldn't get it throught the barriers at the tube station.

 


@mallett1991

Premierleagles!

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Hoof Hearted 24 Dec 13 9.43am

First day back at school in Birmingham.

The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils :

"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri ?" - "Here"

"Achmed El Kabul ?" - "Here"

"Fatima Al Hayek ? " - "Here"

"Ali Abdul Olmi ?" - "Here"

"Mohammed Bin Kadir ?" - "Here"

"Ali Son al En", silence in the classroom.

"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room .

The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said,

"Sorry, teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen


 

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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 28 Dec 13 11.43am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

Wonky.

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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Hoof Hearted 29 Dec 13 11.22am

Quote Johnny Eagles at 28 Dec 2013 11.43am

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

Wonky.


Classic "cracker joke" Johnny...... Bravo!

 

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View rednblueblood's Profile rednblueblood 01 Jan 14 11.08am Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Happy new year and for all my Scottish mates, the 1986 calendars are the ones you can now pull out and use again.

 


In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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View Canterbury Palace's Profile Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 02 Jan 14 2.44pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that subtle racism is on the increase again since the death of Nelson Mandingo?

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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delwboy Flag Tewkesbury 07 Jan 14 4.01pm

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 08 Jan 14 10.21pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job,
much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.

It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating,

"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track.

“I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."


Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response...

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 10 Jan 14 9.09pm

I was up in the loft today with the Missus. Dark, dusty and covered with cobwebs. But she's a good mother.

 


Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

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