Excellent little Essay Matt_Himself & a brilliant chant Cider Eagle - I salute you both.

Could someone tell me the Rivals site address please, I think I need to get some things off my chest.

..yes you are of course you are

Fact of the Matter Mr Moore is one that you will never ever get your head around.

You are small time. Brum have NEVER been a big club. This is why you lose all your better players and lets face it, there has not been too many in recent years...Trevor Francis, David Seaman are 2 that spring to mind, there are probably more...Julian Dicks....etc.....

Just because you have now been in the Premier for a few months, you dont become a PREMIER CLASS club. For example, not matter how many reserve or foreign players you bring in, it may not be enough to keep you up.

Yes, Dugarry is class. But he wont be enough. Clapham,Clemence,Coly even Upson wont be enough to keep you above the drop zone.

Bruce is just getting what he can get his hands on. The fact that you got rebuffed by Jordan for a pitiful bid only makes YOU look more stupid.

By the way, if Hayden was itching to go, and Popo too, then why have they not signed? Answer, Brum is a stinking cess pit of ignorance and rabid women. Hayden has probably talked to your record signing, and biggest flop Clinton Morrison and he cant be shouting the house down about it. I watch enough games to know that he is totally out of his depth. (thanks for the cash by the way).

We are not bitter any more. In fact, we have been in the Premier League longer than you have. In recent years, your number of years equals the amount of times you have won anything in the last 20 odd years.

That by the way, is none. At least we have had about 7 years in the top flight and been to some finals.

Birmingham have long been the sleeping giant of the midlands. They were saying this in the 80's and 90's. Now, it is more like a coma and the life support machine should be switched off.

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Are they whinging over Clyne then?

This thread is OLD!

CRYSTAL PALACE

Occupation: College student

We must be gentle on the intellectual cream of our country's youth, Chris.

I was also considering this....

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Id rather be Bin Laden than Steve Bruce
Id rather be Bin Laden than Steve Bruce
Id rather be Bin Laden
Rather be Bin Laden
Id rather be Bin Laden than Steve Bruce

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"