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Pikester Worthing 15 Sep 08 2.15pm
Rod Stewart They found you singing in the gutter Like a wasted Cucking With a big tub of Boy Butter Noddy Holder of Slade. You really made the grade. Though I did hear some odd fables, About you s***ting on glass tables. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 15 Sep 08 2.15pm

Rod Stewart
They found you singing in the gutter
Like a wasted Cucking
With a big tub of Boy Butter

Noddy Holder of Slade.
You really made the grade.
Though I did hear some odd fables,
About you s***ting on glass tables.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 15 Sep 08 3.12pm
Janis Joplin, with your voice, the bar went up a notch What a shame you couldn't handle a night out on the scotch Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 15 Sep 08 3.12pm

Janis Joplin, with your voice, the bar went up a notch
What a shame you couldn't handle a night out on the scotch

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.20pm
Quote nickgusset at 14 Sep 2008 2:41pm I'll start the ball rolling with some rolling stones poems... Ode to Bill Wyman. You played the bass in a style so dandy, you f***ed a tart, her name was Mandy, you broke her heart, you broke her hymen, all I can say, is why oh, Wyman Ode to Mick Jagger. You weren't born in a crossfire hurricane, and you can always get what you want. Ode to Brian Jones. Brian Jones, stupid fool, you died, in a swimming pool. Genius Nic Genee-us As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.20pm

Quote nickgusset at 14 Sep 2008 2:41pm

I'll start the ball rolling with some rolling stones poems...

Ode to Bill Wyman.

You played the bass in a style so dandy,
you f***ed a tart,
her name was Mandy,
you broke her heart,
you broke her hymen,
all I can say, is why oh,
Wyman

Ode to Mick Jagger.

You weren't born in a crossfire hurricane,
and you can always get what you want.

Ode to Brian Jones.

Brian Jones,
stupid fool,
you died,
in a swimming pool.

Genius Nic Genee-us

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.29pm
Mick and Paula Michael Hutchence hung on a door knob, Could you hear the laughing from Sir Bob, You shouldnt have f*cked that Paula Yates, At least she met you at the pearly gates. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.29pm

Mick and Paula

Michael Hutchence hung on a door knob,
Could you hear the laughing from Sir Bob,
You shouldnt have f*cked that Paula Yates,
At least she met you at the pearly gates.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.31pm
Paul Anka Paul Anka, youre a w***er, I hope you get hit by a petrol tanker. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.31pm

Paul Anka

Paul Anka,
youre a w***er,
I hope you get hit by a petrol tanker.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 15 Sep 08 3.39pm
Ode to Madonna I loved you in the eighties I wished you'd come and play and we wouldn't be like virgins Through the holiday But now you've been around the block and look a bit like my old granny I bet you've got a butchers bucket and not a tight slick fanny "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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Ode to Madonna
I loved you in the eighties
I wished you'd come and play
and we wouldn't be like virgins
Through the holiday

But now you've been around the block
and look a bit like my old granny
I bet you've got a butchers bucket
and not a tight slick fanny

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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eryr Caerphillydelphia 15 Sep 08 3.44pm
Quote The Sash at 15 Sep 2008 3:31pm Paul Anka Paul Anka, youre a w***er, I hope you get hit by a petrol tanker. Driven by Ravi Shankar!? Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori "Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts". "No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt." "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright [Link]
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Quote The Sash at 15 Sep 2008 3:31pm

Paul Anka

Paul Anka,
youre a w***er,
I hope you get hit by a petrol tanker.

Driven by Ravi Shankar!?

Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori

"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.47pm
Oh Cilla Black Youre songs are cack Youre hairs a horrid ginge Sometimes I wonder if your pubes are red But I'd puke if I saw your minge As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.47pm

Oh Cilla Black
Youre songs are cack
Youre hairs a horrid ginge
Sometimes I wonder if your pubes are red
But I'd puke if I saw your minge

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.05pm
Oh Kylie, Oh Kylie Your face is so smiley But you look so dirty and mucky Id love to see you in the nude Oh I should be so lucky As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.05pm

Oh Kylie, Oh Kylie
Your face is so smiley
But you look so dirty and mucky
Id love to see you in the nude
Oh I should be so lucky

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.10pm
Ode to Queen Brian May, I thought was gay, I thought Taylor was a tranny, John Deacon dressed up for a vid as a wrinkly, grey haired granny, But I was wrong, those three were straight, The gay one was poor Freddie, He had the biker tache and a tight little arse which was always at the ready. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.10pm

Ode to Queen

Brian May, I thought was gay,
I thought Taylor was a tranny,
John Deacon dressed up for a vid as a wrinkly, grey haired granny,
But I was wrong, those three were straight,
The gay one was poor Freddie,
He had the biker tache and a tight little arse which was always at the ready.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.14pm
Tommy Lee had Hep C, I saw him sucked off by Pammy, She then fcked that twt Kid Rock, I wish i was that jammy. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.14pm

Tommy Lee had Hep C,
I saw him sucked off by Pammy,
She then f*cked that tw*t Kid Rock,
I wish i was that jammy.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 4.43pm
Oh Mick Hucknall The voice of Simply Red You w*y manky Northern t* Why can't you be Simply Dead? Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 4.43pm

Oh Mick Hucknall
The voice of Simply Red
You w***y manky Northern t***
Why can't you be Simply Dead?

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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