Haiku to the Bee Gees

Robin is a stiff,
Maurice curled up his toes, You
Win Again Barry

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

A Very Short Ode To That Wanker, Flo Rida

You're a fucking state.
Literally.

You're also a cunt.
I hope this helps.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Like Jimmy Saville's masturbatory habits, I am sure my release and recapture will be very swift, followed by years of regret for all concerned.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

An Ode To Adele - Part Two

Skyfall - a summary of the way that I felt,
Witnessing your minge so smooth, wet and svelte,
Being probed and plundered by someone you called daddy,
You're dirtier than I thought and you didn't look all that flabby.

Although I was disturbed by your paternal references,
You walloped your clitoris like a workman building fences,
Your gunt began wobbling it made me think of Free Willy,
And the anonymous p3nis made your face all silly.

Bemused and mystified that he didn't go down on you,
I soon realised that you'd drown him in femgoo,
As your big fat lips were plump and dribbling,
And the ones on your face were akin and sibling.

You rolled in the deep with an anonymous p3nis,
Making a sextape that was both horny and heinous,
Now I know that you're disgusting in the sack,
I still look forward to spraying spunk up your back.

Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (24 Oct 2012 9.57pm)

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Ode to Kanye West

Edited by nickgusset (22 Jun 2013 10.08pm)