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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 20 Jul 09 4.56pm
Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site! Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm) Pffft! I wish! I know you are but what am I?
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Don Rogers Tache

hanging around the local Taco Bell... 20 Jul 09 4.56pm

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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!

Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it?

Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm)

Pffft!

I wish!

I know you are but what am I?

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alaneagle1 Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 20 Jul 09 4.57pm
Was about 17 and in Benidorm with my best mate. We had only just got into the bar when two girls came along. I gave my mate 1st choice and he did not pick the girl that I fancied. It must have been about the second night or so and I thought sod it. So I said 'are we going to sleep together and she said yes'. She was older than me and said she wanted me to go down on her. So as a novice I went under the sheet and started noshing away. I was down there for what seemed hours.!!! Anyway when I came up for air she was asleep.!!!! So I cuddled up to her and fell asleep as well. I improved as the holiday progressed.!!!! Palace 13th 2017/18.
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Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 20 Jul 09 4.57pm

Was about 17 and in Benidorm with my best mate.
We had only just got into the bar when two girls came along.
I gave my mate 1st choice and he did not pick the girl that I fancied.
It must have been about the second night or so and I thought sod it.
So I said 'are we going to sleep together and she said yes'.
She was older than me and said she wanted me to go down on her.
So as a novice I went under the sheet and started noshing away.
I was down there for what seemed hours.!!!
Anyway when I came up for air she was asleep.!!!!
So I cuddled up to her and fell asleep as well.
I improved as the holiday progressed.!!!!

Palace 13th 2017/18.

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Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 4.57pm
Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site! Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it? Pffft! I wish! Crack on then... Moving swiftly on...
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20 Jul 09 4.57pm

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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!

Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it?

Pffft!

I wish!

Crack on then...

Moving swiftly on...

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Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 5.03pm
Quote NEILLO at 20 Jul 2009 4:01pm Imagine then my disappointment ( that quickly became horror via shock ) when her bloater of a colleague turned up instead. Neill, did you close the deal anyway? Moving swiftly on...
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20 Jul 09 5.03pm

Quote NEILLO at 20 Jul 2009 4:01pm
Imagine then my disappointment ( that quickly became horror via shock ) when her bloater of a colleague turned up instead.

Neill, did you close the deal anyway?

Moving swiftly on...

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Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 5.05pm
Quote j2j007 at 20 Jul 2009 4:32pm It took a few seconds to realise that the girl I was snogging was in fact her (younger) sister ! They looked identical ! That doesn't sound like a failure to me. It sounds like a very serious bout of win. Moving swiftly on...
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20 Jul 09 5.05pm

Quote j2j007 at 20 Jul 2009 4:32pm
It took a few seconds to realise that the girl I was snogging was in fact her (younger) sister !
They looked identical !

That doesn't sound like a failure to me. It sounds like a very serious bout of win.

Moving swiftly on...

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Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 5.06pm
Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 20 Jul 2009 4:40pm Top, top bombing there Albert. Moving swiftly on...
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20 Jul 09 5.06pm

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Top, top bombing there Albert.

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 20 Jul 09 5.41pm
Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site! Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm) Pffft! I wish! That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it? Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 20 Jul 09 5.41pm

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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!

Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it?

Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm)

Pffft!

I wish!

That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it?

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Jul 09 6.07pm
Quote Moose at 20 Jul 2009 5:41pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site! Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm) Pffft! I wish! That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it? Ha ha. c'mon DRT, spill! Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Quote Moose at 20 Jul 2009 5:41pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm

Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!

Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it?

Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm)

Pffft!

I wish!

That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it?

Ha ha.
c'mon DRT, spill!

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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morganistic 20 Jul 09 6.40pm
Quote Moose at 20 Jul 2009 5:41pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site! Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm) Pffft! I wish! That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it? dassa cracka! [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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20 Jul 09 6.40pm

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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm

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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!

Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it?

Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm)

Pffft!

I wish!

That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it?

dassa cracka!

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 20 Jul 09 6.42pm
Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 5:06pm Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 20 Jul 2009 4:40pm Top, top bombing there Albert. i'm glad someone appreciates it... "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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Top, top bombing there Albert.

i'm glad someone appreciates it...

"IS HE!!?"

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Kermit8 Hevon 20 Jul 09 6.47pm
Once shared my sleeping bag nose-to-nose with a gorgeous and enthusiastic-to-share-it blonde Aussie on the top deck of an overnight ferry from Santorini to Athens on a glorious summer's evening and I still thought to meself - 'not sure if she wants me to kiss her or not'. Only had a window of eight hours to make a move. Failed miserably. What a drongo. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 20 Jul 09 6.47pm

Once shared my sleeping bag nose-to-nose with a gorgeous and enthusiastic-to-share-it blonde Aussie on the top deck of an overnight ferry from Santorini to Athens on a glorious summer's evening and I still thought to meself - 'not sure if she wants me to kiss her or not'. Only had a window of eight hours to make a move. Failed miserably. What a drongo.

Big chest and massive boobs

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Jul 09 6.49pm
Quote morganistic at 20 Jul 2009 6:40pm Quote Moose at 20 Jul 2009 5:41pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site! Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm) Pffft! I wish! That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it? dassa cracka! DRT's gone shtoom on us. Was she a he ? ladyboy job DRT? thats top grubbyness. If you dont spill, me and Morg are going to go through all the possibilities mate. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Jul 09 6.49pm

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Quote Moose at 20 Jul 2009 5:41pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm

Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!

Did you shit in a cake icing tube and decorate her face with it?

Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm)

Pffft!

I wish!

That would be a DRT Sanchez, wouldn't it?

dassa cracka!

DRT's gone shtoom on us.
Was she a he ?
ladyboy job DRT?
thats top grubbyness.
If you dont spill, me and Morg are going to go through all the possibilities mate.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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