tugging one off in a client's house ticks a lot of boxes.

^The danger of being caught
^soft furnishings and decor
^new visual stimulate, especially in the washing basket
^De-stressing

However, I did once knock one out in a shipping container on the site of Kingston's old gasworks 15 years ago.
I think I used a compressor's operating manual for visual stimulation, coz there was a fit bird holding a spanner.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Jan 2017 7.17pm)

I'm so emotional after a w*nk I just cry, hug my pillow and whisper to it "I love you" before hitting it repetitively with a hammer.

I genuinely managed 10 as a teenager on one occasion. By the end it seemed like there was spunk on virtually everything in my bedroom, although admittedly it would only have been my hands, legs, belly, discarded clothes and my mum's Cosmo magazine which had a special pull-out about sun tans. And it was also true that by the end what was coming out looked like a small amount of shaving foam, it was just a frothy white substance. But the lie was that I can still do that. I've never even tried that and my limit would definitely be three these days.

Well anyway, you have been reading my brief m*sturbation autobiography. Also available on Kindle.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2017 11.35am)

Maybe he felt his nuts tightening!

...one naked woman posing behind frosted glass.