Deeney ?

should have been sent off, but glad he did the business

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

karma - i think the idiot in paris today had a bucket load of it - im here to die for allah, funny enough he did, i have a good idea lets try and steal a firearm from a soldier at an airport duh

They're justified, and they're ancient
And they drive an ice cream van

Not Karma but a true story regarding DVD's.
Myself and a collegue had a meeting with the managing director of a company that supplied ours with Marketing material. We were sitting around his desk and chatting about figures and contracts and he had to find a document his draws had bars across where you could put files in, it was packed and he was struggling to rumage through them so took out a handful of files and laid them on his desk whilst searching through his draws. What he did notice was that a few DVD's slipped out across the desk, Anal Variations was on top with a collection of other gay videos. My collegue said what we got here then? The guy went bright red started mumbling and stuttering then came out with Confiscated them off one of the drivers, dirty pervert he called him. Was so funny and clearly were his DVD's. His driver is about 65 and a really nice fella think he would be horrified if we ever told him the story.

More a case for the Darwin Awards people

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