It seemed well lubricated with the tears of plastic c**ts.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Well Wilf managed to slip up on something in the process of crossing the ball for our first goal.

The issue of watering the pitch is a curious one though. I said to the guy next to at half-time that we often see the sprinklers out before the game and at half-time even though it has rained a lot in the days before the game (and sometimes on the day). On Monday night even though we have a had a dry spell there wasn't a sign of a hose in sight.

So we must apologise to Arsenal for this serious omission and wish them better luck next time.

Isn't it called "Home Advantage?"

Pre-game watering may have been scuppered by Arsenal's late arrival. Who knew it would take a while to drive a coach from north London to south London during Monday evening rush hour?

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Sam is one canny operator.

"We love you Palace, we f@cking hate Man U, We love you Palace, we hate the brighton too, We love you Palace we play in red 'n' blue, so f@ck you, and you ...

I heard that too.

My biggest grumble however is all the post match reviews drone on about how poor Arsenal were whilst missing the fact that Palace made them look poor. Arsenal were pretty good in the first half and asked endless questions of our defence but none of this seems to matter to the media.

Cynic or realist? It's a fine line!