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PalazioVecchio south pole 24 Nov 17 9.20am
Famous people, work colleagues, schoolteachers whatever. Please include any necessary explanations. 1. Ulrika Johnson....4x4. seemingly on account of who fathered the 4 kids she has. 2. Calamity James....David James the goalkeeper. enough said. 3. Uncle Joe....Stalin's nickname among the other allies at the Yalta conference. I would dare any of the participants to call him it to his face. 4. Cancer Man......the chainsmoking hard-drinking boss of a firm i once worked at. Still alive and well after all these years. Teeth like gravestones. Eze Peasy at Anfield....
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Famous people, work colleagues, schoolteachers whatever. Please include any necessary explanations.

1. Ulrika Johnson....4x4. seemingly on account of who fathered the 4 kids she has.

2. Calamity James....David James the goalkeeper. enough said.

3. Uncle Joe....Stalin's nickname among the other allies at the Yalta conference. I would dare any of the participants to call him it to his face.

4. Cancer Man......the chainsmoking hard-drinking boss of a firm i once worked at. Still alive and well after all these years. Teeth like gravestones.

Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Nov 17 11.03am
Bloke I know is nicknamed Bungle (as in the rainbow character) as he's really hairy. His brothers rib him about it so much he refused to name his son George as it would have set them off something chronic. My own nickname is Ratty. My mum still calls me it , sometimes if we are out she will call out rat and I will automatically look round. I also write it in Christmas and birthday cards to her. Feels alien if she calls me by my actual name When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 25 Nov 17 11.03am

Bloke I know is nicknamed Bungle (as in the rainbow character) as he's really hairy. His brothers rib him about it so much he refused to name his son George as it would have set them off something chronic.

My own nickname is Ratty. My mum still calls me it , sometimes if we are out she will call out rat and I will automatically look round. I also write it in Christmas and birthday cards to her. Feels alien if she calls me by my actual name

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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chris123 hove actually 25 Nov 17 11.25am
My nickname was nibs or nibsy - tolerable a 5, not at 35.
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hove actually 25 Nov 17 11.25am

My nickname was nibs or nibsy - tolerable a 5, not at 35.

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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 25 Nov 17 11.35am
Mine's The Cat. I'm rubbish in goal but I sh*t in the neighbours gardens. Edited by Southampton_Eagle (25 Nov 2017 11.36am)
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Mine's The Cat. I'm rubbish in goal but I sh*t in the neighbours gardens.

Edited by Southampton_Eagle (25 Nov 2017 11.36am)

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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 01 Dec 17 6.14pm
the funniest one i heard recently was an incompetent fella in the office who was always getting called in to the boss nicknamed "missile" , as he was always on the verge of being fired Edited by richard shaw (og)65 (01 Dec 2017 6.15pm) interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "
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the funniest one i heard recently was an incompetent fella in the office who was always getting called in to the boss nicknamed "missile" , as he was always on the verge of being fired

Edited by richard shaw (og)65 (01 Dec 2017 6.15pm)

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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monkey Sittingbourne,Kent 01 Dec 17 6.41pm
One that springs to mind, Our ex-player Steve Lovell, now manager of Gillingham switched to playing up front in his later and non-league playing days and earned the name of 'timber' because he had a habit of hitting the woodwork a lot, back in the the day when goal posts were made of wood of course!! Made in Bromley
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Sittingbourne,Kent 01 Dec 17 6.41pm

One that springs to mind, Our ex-player Steve Lovell, now manager of Gillingham switched to playing up front in his later and non-league playing days and earned the name of 'timber' because he had a habit of hitting the woodwork a lot, back in the the day when goal posts were made of wood of course!!

Made in Bromley

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monkey Sittingbourne,Kent 01 Dec 17 6.42pm
Freeeeeaaaaaaak!!!! Peter Crouch Made in Bromley
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Sittingbourne,Kent 01 Dec 17 6.42pm

Freeeeeaaaaaaak!!!! Peter Crouch

Made in Bromley

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 01 Dec 17 7.51pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Bloke I know is nicknamed Bungle (as in the rainbow character) as he's really hairy. His brothers rib him about it so much he refused to name his son George as it would have set them off something chronic. My own nickname is Ratty. My mum still calls me it , sometimes if we are out she will call out rat and I will automatically look round. I also write it in Christmas and birthday cards to her. Feels alien if she calls me by my actual name In places serving and selling food I hope. Actually if I were a lady I'd prefer it if mother didn't call me a rat in public. COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 01 Dec 17 7.51pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

My own nickname is Ratty. My mum still calls me it , sometimes if we are out she will call out rat and I will automatically look round. I also write it in Christmas and birthday cards to her. Feels alien if she calls me by my actual name

In places serving and selling food I hope.

Actually if I were a lady I'd prefer it if mother didn't call me a rat in public.

COYP

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cryrst The garden of England 01 Dec 17 10.00pm
Fella I worked with way back was called bungalow Nothing up top
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The garden of England 01 Dec 17 10.00pm

Fella I worked with way back was called bungalow
Nothing up top

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simlaboy coulsdon 01 Dec 17 11.26pm
When I contracted to Hammersmith & Fulham Council one of their heating engineers was nicknamed Total Recall on account of the number of callbacks he got
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coulsdon 01 Dec 17 11.26pm

When I contracted to Hammersmith & Fulham Council one of their heating engineers was nicknamed Total Recall on account of the number of callbacks he got

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 02 Dec 17 12.00am
I cannot recall the name of the striker, but he had the nickname 'Jigsaw' because he went to pieces in the box. Fitz Hall 'One size'. Edited by Willo (02 Dec 2017 12.10am)
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South coast - west of Brighton. 02 Dec 17 12.00am