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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 30 Jan 18 5.33pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

... to the tune of Yakety-Yak by The Coasters

He don't play goalie or full back (der der dee der der),
He rarely features in attack (der der dee der der),
You'll never see him on the wing (der der dee der der),
Central defending is his thing,

Jaroslav Jach!!! Centre Back! ...

(then a chorus of oh-ohing to the saxophone melody which follows in the original).

 

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View Happiness Stan's Profile Happiness Stan Flag Itchycoo Park 31 Jan 18 8.50am Send a Private Message to Happiness Stan Add Happiness Stan as a friend

Think i might stop going if this happens.

 


"How can I remember to keep it all together when half the moon is taken away?"

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View steven_t92's Profile steven_t92 Flag Orpington 31 Jan 18 8.56am Send a Private Message to steven_t92 Add steven_t92 as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

... to the tune of Yakety-Yak by The Coasters

He don't play goalie or full back (der der dee der der),
He rarely features in attack (der der dee der der),
You'll never see him on the wing (der der dee der der),
Central defending is his thing,

Jaroslav Jach!!! Centre Back! ...

(then a chorus of oh-ohing to the saxophone melody which follows in the original).

He can play left back

 

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View crvenaeagle's Profile crvenaeagle Flag 31 Jan 18 11.11am Send a Private Message to crvenaeagle Add crvenaeagle as a friend

Can we not find a more obscure song?

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 31 Jan 18 7.02pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by steven_t92

He can play left back


Thank you Mr Editor ... when I submit this to the fanatics I will replace 'full' with 'right'.

 

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View tonymikejoe's Profile tonymikejoe Flag UK 28 Jul 22 11.43am Send a Private Message to tonymikejoe Add tonymikejoe as a friend

Maybe, 'Hit The Road Jach' as our lengthy relationship with this Polish centre-half has finally concluded this off-season.
I recall a little bit of buzz when he signed, with hopes we had unearthed a gem, but it quickly became apparent he was miles away from the required standard.
I think he was even shown up in training sessions, although Jach himself claimed he did well at times, but lacked consistency.
After loan spells in Turkey; Moldova; Netherlands and Poland Jach is now back in his home country with the club we signed him from in the first place.
I am sure he made a nice few quid in his time with a Premier League club, but CPFC got absolutely nothing out of it.

 

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View midlandspalace's Profile midlandspalace Flag kidderminster 28 Jul 22 12.13pm Send a Private Message to midlandspalace Add midlandspalace as a friend

"Nowhere Man"?

 

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View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 28 Jul 22 12.16pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Pretty Vacant by the Sex Pistols

 


“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 28 Jul 22 12.35pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Moloko - Swing it back

Head it Jach
Pass it back
Kick him Jach

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View Elpis's Profile Elpis Flag In a pub 28 Jul 22 5.32pm Send a Private Message to Elpis Add Elpis as a friend

8 days to go and we can put this out of season twighlight zone to bed

 


And we still need a striker

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View whatton's Profile whatton Flag Stirling 28 Jul 22 6.26pm Send a Private Message to whatton Add whatton as a friend

The Invisible Man - Queen

 


RGW

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 28 Jul 22 6.30pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

The classic football chant

Who are you, Who are you?

 


One more point

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