Wow!!

Thought somewhat mistakenly that club legend Dougie was appointed back in the Summer to track potential signings and how on earth with hours left, we are left with no credible signings other than one loan signing and a , Polish defender,all unknown and unproven at this level.

A miracle is now required to bring in a decent striker as I have given up on our signing a gk, before the window shuts.

This is a list of transfers so far this month. Tell me where we missed out

31 January

Premier League

11:13 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang [Borussia Dortmund - Arsenal] £56m

English Football League

14:29 Todd Kane [Chelsea - Oxford] Loan

14:05 Tom Pett [Stevenage - Lincoln] Undisclosed

13:31 Olamide Shodipo [QPR - Colchester] Loan

13:30 Lloyd Jones [Liverpool - Luton] Undisclosed

13:00 Stephen Humphrys [Fulham - Rochdale] Loan

13:00 Tyler Roberts [West Brom - Leeds United] £2.5m

12:30 Jacob Davenport [Manchester City - Burton] Loan

12:00 Ben Hall [Brighton - Notts County] Loan

11:59 Tom Anderson [Burnley - Doncaster] Loan

10:30 Matt Penney [Sheffield Wednesday - Mansfield] Loan

Scottish Premiership

13:00 Stephen Hendrie [Southend - Motherwell] Loan

13:00 George Williams [Fulham - St Johnstone] Loan

12:06 Glenn Middleton [Norwich - Rangers] Undisclosed

International

12:27 Monty Patterson [Ipswich - Wellington Phoenix] Loan
30 January

Premier League

Jack Harrison [New York City - Manchester City] Undisclosed

Aymeric Laporte [Athletic Bilbao - Manchester City] £57m

Dodi Lukebakio [Anderlecht - Watford] Undisclosed

Emerson Palmieri [Roma - Chelsea] £17.6m

Sandro Ramirez [Everton - Sevilla] Loan

English Football League

Karlan Ahearne-Grant [Charlton - Crawley] Loan

Andy Boyle [Preston - Doncaster] Loan

Tobias Figueiredo [Sporting Lisbon - Nottingham Forest] Loan

Jack Harrison [Manchester City - Middlesbrough] Loan

Diogo Jota [Atletico Madrid - Wolves] Undisclosed*

Jota currently on season-long loan, deal to become permanent in the summer

Joe Rodon [Swansea - Cheltenham] Loan

Chiedozie Ogbene [Limerick - Brentford] Undisclosed

Charlie Raglan [Oxford - Port Vale] Loan

Alex Revell [Northampton - Stevenage] Free

Josh Tymon [Stoke - MK Dons] Loan

Kevin van Veen [scunthorpe - Northampton] Undisclosed

Elliott Ward [Blackburn - MK Dons] Loan

Gregg Wylde [Plymouth - Morecambe] Loan

International

Marcus McGuane [Arsenal - Barcelona] Undisclosed

Roque Mesa [Swansea - Sevilla] Loan

Ahmed Musa [Leicester - CSKA Moscow] Loan

Krystian Nowak [Hearts - Panionios] Free

Danny Wilson [Rangers - Colorado Rapids] Undisclosed
29 January

Premier League

Gerard Deulofeu [Barcelona - Watford] Loan

Ali Gabr [Zamalek - West Brom] Loan

Daniel Sturridge [Liverpool - West Brom] Loan

Leonardo Ulloa [Leicester - Brighton] Loan

English Football League

Luke Amos [Tottenham - Stevenage] Loan

Tim Cahill [Unattached - Millwall]

Tommy Elphick [Aston Villa - Reading] Loan

Adam King [Swansea - Mansfield] Loan

Caolan Lavery [Sheffield United - Rotherham] Loan

Connor Mahoney [Bournemouth - Barnsley] Loan

Boris Mathis [Everton - Northampton] Loan

Justin Shaibu [Brentford - Walsall] Loan

Ashley Smith-Brown [Manchester City - Oxford] Loan

George Taft [Mansfield - Cambridge] Loan

Harry Toffolo [Norwich - Millwall] Undisclosed

Anton Walkes [Tottenham - Portsmouth] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Charly Musonda [Chelsea - Celtic] Loan

Aaron Tshibola [Aston Villa - Kilmarnock] Loan

International

Isma Goncalves [Hearts - Pakhtakor Tashkent] Undisclosed

Adrian Popa [Reading - Al-Taawoun] Loan

Diafra Sakho [West Ham - Rennes] Undisclosed
28 January

International

Loic Remy [Las Palmas - Getafe] Loan
27 January

English Football League

Shaun Donnellan [West Brom - Yeovil] Free

Stuart Moore [Barrow - Swindon] Free

International

Pietro Pellegri [Genoa - Monaco] Undisclosed
26 January

English Football League

Cameron Belford [Stranraer - Forest Green] Free

Darren Bent [Derby - Burton] Loan

Alex Fisher [Motherwell - Yeovil] Free

Sullay Kaikai [Crystal Palace - Charlton] Loan

Matty Lund [Burton - Bradford] Loan

Ryan McGowan [Al-Sharjah - Bradford] Free

Navid Nasseri [Unattached - Gillingham]

Duckens Nazon [Wolves - Oldham] Loan

Ryan Seager [Southampton - Yeovil] Loan

Ben Sheaf [Arsenal - Stevenage] Loan

Cole Stockton [Hearts - Carlisle] Free

Kris Twardek [Millwall - Carlisle] Loan

Stephen Warnock [Burton - Bradford] Loan

Mallik Wilks [Leeds - Grimsby] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Michael Devlin [Hamilton - Aberdeen] Undisclosed
25 January

Premier League

Guido Carrillo [Monaco - Southampton] Undisclosed

Joao Mario [Inter Milan - West Ham] Loan

Tony Gallagher [Falkirk - Liverpool] £200,000

Curtis Thompson [Notts County - Wycombe] Loan

English Football League

Kai Bruenker [SC Freiburg - Bradford] Undisclosed

Lois Diony [Saint-Etienne - Bristol City] Loan

Jay Fulton [Swansea - Wigan] Loan

Onel Hernandez [Eintracht Braunschweig - Norwich] Undisclosed

Moritz Leitner [FC Augsburg - Norwich] Loan

Kazenga LuaLua [Brighton - Sunderland] Free

Shaun Miller [Carlisle - Crewe] Loan

Kevin O'Connor [Preston - Fleetwood] Loan

Matty Palmer [Burton - Rotherham] Undisclosed

Jason Shackell [Derby - Millwall] Loan

Dennis Srbeny [Paderborn - Norwich] Undisclosed

Axel Tuanzebe [Manchester United - Aston Villa] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Danny Amankwaa [FC Copenhagen - Hearts] Undisclosed

Greg Docherty [Hamilton - Rangers] Undisclosed
24 January

English Football League

Paul Rooney [Millwall - Colchester] Undisclosed

Scottish Premiership

Marios Ogboe [OFI Crete - Hamilton] Free

Peter Hartley [Blackpool - Motherwell] Undisclosed

Harry Souttar [Stoke - Ross County] Loan
23 January

Premier League

Aaron Lennon [Everton - Burnley] Undisclosed

Jaroslaw Jach [Zagłebie Lubin - Crystal Palace] Undisclosed

Kenedy [Chelsea - Newcastle] Loan

English Football League

Franck Moussa [unattached - Gillingham]

Scottish Premiership

David Ngog [unattached - Ross County]

International

Ritchie de Laet [Aston Villa - Royal Antwerp] Loan

Lassana Diarra [unattached - Paris St-Germain] Free
22 January

Premier League

Henrikh Mkhitaryan [Man Utd - Arsenal] Swap for Alexis Sanchez

Erdal Rakip [Benfica - Crystal Palace] Loan

Alexis Sanchez [Arsenal - Man Utd] Swap for Henrikh Mkhitaryan

English Football League

Ryan Loft [Tottenham - Exeter] Loan

Kenny McLean [Aberdeen - Norwich] Undisclosed*

*McLean loaned back to Aberdeen for rest of 2017-18 season

Matt Targett [Southampton - Fulham] Loan

Michal Zyro [Wolves - Charlton] Loan

International

Mateusz Klich [Leeds - FC Utrecht] Loan

Tommy Smith [Ipswich - Colorado Rapids] Undisclosed
19 January

Premier League

Jurgen Locadia [PSV Eindhoven - Brighton] £14m

English Football League

Gboly Ariyibi [Nottingham Forest - Northampton] Loan

Dan Barlaser [Newcastle - Crewe] Loan

Amari'i Bell [Fleetwood - Blackburn] Undisclosed

Tahvon Campbell [West Brom - Forest Green] Loan

Cameron Carter-Vickers [Tottenham - Ipswich] Loan

Ilias Chatzitheodoridis [Brentford - Cheltenham] Loan

Simon Church [scunthorpe - Plymouth] Free

Kyle Edwards [West Brom - Exeter] Loan

Stephen Gleeson [Birmingham - Ipswich] Free

Zak Jules [Shrewsbury - Port Vale] Loan

Jonny Maxted [Guiseley - Accrington] Undisclosed

Harry McKirdy [Aston Villa - Crewe] Loan

George Miller [Middlebrough - Bury] Loan

Dani Pinillos [Cordoba - Barnsley] Undisclosed

Randell Williams [Watford - Wycombe] Loan

International

Leon Goretzka [Schalke - Bayern Munich] Free*

Robin van Persie [Fenerbahce - Feyenoord] Free

*Deal to be completed in the summer transfer window
18 January

Premier League

Kostas Stafylidis [Augsburg - Stoke] Loan

English Football League

Dan Agyei [Burnley - Blackpool] Loan

George Cooper [Crewe - Peterborough] Undisclosed

Mihai Dobre [Bournemouth - Rochdale] Loan

Adam Forshaw [Middlesbrough - Leeds] £4.5m

Luke Hannant [Gateshead - Port Vale] Undisclosed

Joey Pelupessy [Heracles Almelo - Sheffield Wednesday] Undisclosed

Callum Reilly [Bury - Gillingham] Loan

Zak Vyner [Bristol City - Plymouth] Loan

Alex Whitmore [Burnley - Chesterfield] Free

Scottish Premiership

Steven Naismith [Norwich - Hearts] Loan

International

Nicolai Brock-Madsen [Birmingham - Cracovia] Loan

Ragnar Sigurdsson [Fulham - FC Rostov] Undisclosed
17 January

Premier League

Theo Walcott [Arsenal - Everton] £20m+

English Football League

Brandon Comley [QPR - Colchester] Undisclosed

Marko Grujic [Liverpool - Cardiff] Loan

Sam Hart [Blackburn - Rochdale] Loan

Martin Samuelsen [West Ham - Burton] Loan

Marcus Tavernier [Middlesbrough - MK Dons] Loan

International

Liam Henderson [Celtic - Bari] Undisclosed

Deniss Rakels [Reading - Cracovia] Loan
16 January

English Football League

Keshi Anderson [Crystal Palace - Swindon] Undisclosed

Shane Blaney [Finn Harps - Doncaster] Undisclosed

Kean Bryan [Manchester City - Oldham] Loan

Joe Bunney [Rochdale - Northampton] Undisclosed

Cameron Jerome [Norwich - Derby] Undisclosed

Jack Payne [Huddersfield - Blackburn] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Tom Aldred [Bury - Motherwell] Loan

Russell Martin [Norwich - Rangers] Loan

International

Michael Madl [Fulham - Austria Vienna] Undisclosed

Erik Sviatchenko [Celtic - FC Midtjylland] Loan
15 January

English Football League

Jack Byrne [Wigan - Oldham] Undisclosed

Marcus Edwards [Tottenham - Norwich] Loan

Ricky Holmes [Charlton - Sheffield United] Undisclosed

Joe Pigott [Maidstone - AFC Wimbledon] Undisclosed

Marc Richards [Northampton - Swindon] Free

Scottish Premiership

Jason Cummings [Nottingham Forest - Rangers] Loan
13 January

Premier League

Fousseni Diabate [Gazelec Ajaccio - Leicester] Undisclosed

International

Arda Turan [Barcelona - Istanbul Basaksehir] Loan
12 January

Premier League

Alex Pritchard [Norwich - Huddersfield] Undisclosed

English Football League

Ollie Banks [Oldham - Swindon] Loan

Isaac Buckley-Ricketts [Manchester City - Oxford] Loan

Harry Charsley [Everton - Bolton] Loan

Callum Guy [Derby - Bradford] Loan

Noor Husin [Crystal Palace - Notts County] Undisclosed

Ryan Kent [Liverpool - Bristol City] Loan

Nathan McGinley [Middlesbrough - Wycombe]

Tafari Moore [Arsenal - Wycombe] Loan

Charlie Rowan [Watford - Accrington] Loan

James Vaughan [Sunderland - Wigan] Undisclosed

Billy Waters [Northampton - Cambridge] Loan

Yanic Wildschut [Norwich - Cardiff] Loan

Danny Williams [Dundee - Accrington] Free

Jordan Williams [Rochdale - Lincoln] Loan
11 January

International

Francis Coquelin [Arsenal - Valencia] £12m

English Football League

Cameron Brannagan [Liverpool - Oxford] Undisclosed

Laurens de Bock [Club Brugge - Leeds] Undisclosed

Akeel Francis [Rotherham - Accrington] Free

Lee Frecklington [Rotherham - Lincoln] Undisclosed

Paul Green [Oldham - Crewe] Loan

Billy Knott [Lincoln - Rochdale] Loan

Bernard Mensah [Aldershot - Bristol Rovers] Undisclosed

Connor Simpson [Hartlepool - Preston] Undisclosed

Michael Smith [Bury - Rotherham] Undisclosed

Ivan Toney [Newcastle - scunthorpe] Loan

Jordan Turnbull [Coventry - Northampton] Free

Matty Virtue [Liverpool - Notts County] Loan

Ben Whiteman [Sheffield United - Doncaster] Undisclosed

Donovan Wilson [Wolves - Port Vale] Loan

Kane Wilson [West Brom - Exeter] Loan

Ryan Yates [Nottingham Forest - scunthorpe] Loan

Offrande Zanzala [Derby - Accrington] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Demetri Mitchell [Manchester United - Hearts] Loan
10 January

English Football League

Lee Evans [Wolves - Sheffield United] £750,000

Joe Ward [Woking - Peterborough] Undisclosed

James Wilson [Manchester United - Sheffield United] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Chrysovalantis Kozoronis [Unattached - Hamilton]

Chidi Nwakali [Manchester City - Aberdeen] Loan
9 January

Premier League

Moritz Bauer [Rubin Kazan - Stoke] Undisclosed

Georges-Kevin Nkoudou [Tottenham - Burnley] Loan

English Football League

Elijah Adebayo [Fulham - Cheltenham] Loan

Adam Armstrong [Newcastle - Blackburn] Loan

Ryan Delaney [Burton - Rochdale] Undisclosed

Luke Hendrie [Burnley - Shrewsbury] Undisclosed

Haydn Hollis [Notts County - Forest Green] Free

Yosuke Ideguchi [Gamba Osaka - Leeds] Undisclosed

Ryan Leonard [Southend - Sheffield United] Undisclosed

Ben Pringle [Preston - Oldham] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Nadir Ciftci [Celtic - Motherwell] Loan

Jeremy Malherbe [Unattached - Dundee]

Greg Tansey [Aberdeen - Ross County] Loan

International

Yosuke Ideguchi [Leeds - Cultural Leonesa] Loan

Carlos Pena [Rangers - Cruz Azul] Loan
8 January

English Football League

Jake Clarke-Salter [Chelsea - Sunderland] Loan

Zeus de la Paz [Cincinnati Dutch Lions - Oldham] Free

Paul Downing [MK Dons - Blackburn] Undisclosed

Jack Livesey [Partick Thistle - Burton] Undisclosed

Joe Lumley [QPR - Blackpool] Loan

Kieffer Moore [Ipswich - Barnsley] Undisclosed

Richard O'Donnell [Rotherham - Northampton] Undisclosed

Charles Vernam [Derby - Grimsby] Loan

Jamie Walker [Hearts - Wigan] Undisclosed

Scottish Premiership

Jamie Maclaren [SV Darmstadt 98 - Hibernian] Loan

International

Philippe Coutinho [Liverpool - Barcelona] £142m

Emilio Nsue [Birmingham - Apoel] Undisclosed

Jack Price [Wolves - Colorado Rapids] Undisclosed
7 January

English Football League

Toumani Diagouraga [Plymouth - Fleetwood] Free

International

Kevin Mirallas [Everton - Olympiakos] Loan
6 January

English Football League

Kundai Benyu [Celtic - Oldham] Loan
5 January

Premier League

Ross Barkley [Everton - Chelsea] £15m

Cenk Tosun [Besiktas - Everton] £27m

English Football League

Marcus Barnes [Southampton - Yeovil] Loan

Jack Bridge [Southend - Northampton] Undisclosed

Jonny Edwards [Hull - Woking] Loan

Shay Facey [Manchester City - Northampton] Undisclosed

Callum Johnson [Middlesbrough - Accrington] Undisclosed

Gethin Jones [Everton - Fleetwood] Undisclosed

Jake Kean [Sheffield Wednesday - Grimsby] Loan

Max Lowe [Derby - Shrewsbury] Loan

Sanmi Odelusi [Colchester - Cheltenham] Free

Aaron Ramsdale [Bournemouth - Chesterfield] Loan

Reuben Reid [Exeter - Forest Green] Undisclosed

Liam Walsh (Everton - Bristol City] Undisclosed

Corey Whelan [Liverpool - Yeovil] Loan

Lewis Wing [Middlesbrough - Yeovil] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Lewis Morgan [St Mirren - Celtic] Undisclosed

Lewis Morgan [Celtic - St Mirren] Loan
4 January

Premier League

Konstantinos Mavropanos [PAS Giannina - Arsenal] Undisclosed

English Football League

Jared Bird [Barnsley - Yeovil] Loan

Rob Dickie [Reading - Oxford] Undisclosed

Aaron Drinan [Waterford - Ipswich] Undisclosed

Jimmy Dunne [Burnley - Accrington] Loan

Gavin Gunning [Port Vale - Forest Green] Free

Zavon Hines [Unattached - Chesterfield]

Paul Jones [Norwich - Exeter] Loan

Josh Kay [Barnsley - Chesterfield] Loan

Tom King [Millwall - Stevenage] Loan

Cameron McGeehan [Barnsley - scunthorpe] Loan

Sid Nelson [Millwall - Chesterfield] Loan

Farrend Rawson [Derby - Forest Green] Undisclosed

Connor Ripley [Middlesbrough - Bury] Loan

Ike Ugbo [Chelsea - MK Dons] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Scott Bain [Dundee - Hibernian] Loan

International

Prince Oniangue [Wolves - Angers] Loan
3 January

English Football League

Billy Bodin [Bristol Rovers - Preston] Undisclosed

Peter Clarke [Oldham - Bury] Loan

Sylvain Deslandes [Wolves - Portsmouth] Loan

George Dobson [Sparta Rotterdam - Walsall] Undisclosed

Ryan Gondoh [Maldon & Tiptree - Colchester] Undisclosed

Aapo Halme [HJK Helsinki - Leeds] Undisclosed

James Hanson [Sheffield United - Bury] Loan

Jordan Maguire-Drew [Brighton - Coventry] Loan

Stephy Mavididi [Arsenal - Charlton] Loan

Rafael Mir [Valencia - Wolves] Undisclosed

Junior Ogedi-Uzokwe [Maldon & Tiptree - Colchester] Undisclosed

Hildeberto Pereira [Legia Warsaw - Northampton] Loan

Adam Phillips [Norwich - Cambridge] Loan

Connor Ronan [Wolves - Portsmouth] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Sean Goss [QPR - Rangers] Loan

Curtis Main [Portsmouth - Motherwell] Undisclosed

International

Yeni Ngbakoto [QPR - Guingamp] Undisclosed

Daniel O'Shaughnessy [Cheltenham - HJK Helsinki] Free
2 January

Premier League

Terence Kongolo [Monaco - Huddersfield] Loan

English Football League

Paddy Madden [scunthorpe - Fleetwood] Undisclosed

Danny Rowe [Ipswich - Lincoln] Loan
1 January

English Football League

Dior Angus [Redditch - Port Vale] Undisclosed

Manny Onariase [Rotherham - Cheltenham] Loan

Scottish Premiership

Scott Bain [Dundee - Hibernian] Loan

If SP had been quicker, I think we would have been first choice for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.

How come Doncaster can get Tom Anderson but we can't? SP, pull your finger out.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Please nobody ever quote the above post again. I am getting scroller's finger.

You really are Captain Negative. I just had a quick look at your profile page. Every one of your 10 previous posts listed on the page were either moaning or negative. Puncheon, Hodgson or Parish all cop a moan from you.

It can't be healthy.

When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep.
Not screaming and terrified.
Like his passengers.

Post this again if don't sign a forward ofany description and Benteke gets injured. See how it goes down.

COYP