Agree with this...it essentially went at a snails pace and went nowhere fast...have to say I'm surprised at the number of times that momento has come up in others posts...I thought it was a great film.

The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World

Debbie Does Dallas...I never once saw JR.

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

People raved about Gravity, thought it was s***

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

Any Harry Plopper.

Derivative s***e.

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

I watched the 1980 movie 'The Jazz singer' in the cinema expecting to hear some great jazz music.

Red and Blue Army!

Some more films which were s*** IMHO.

Love Actually. Eight different and equally annoying stories going on at once.
The Battle of the Five Armies. After five superb films this garbage comes from trying to extract a whole film from the last chapter or two of the book. Never going to work.
Noah. There's enough versions of the Flood story passed down for millenia, so some media studies graduate making up his own is quite likely to be s***.
Bend It Like Beckham. The problem is she bends it like Cabaye.
Anything with John Travolta in. An actor so s*** he has to be seen to be believed.
2001: A Space Odessey. Lots of stuff like Spock flying over V-GER in the first Star Trek film, but it lasts about three weeks. And who the f*** builds spaceships without redundant systems?

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