HE should be sent down for the size of his alien forward pair of cnuts

walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces!

Feel sorry for the guy as he got his demons,mainly that big unit of a wife chasing his millions.Drives you to drink

Who gives a f***.

"We love you Palace, we f@cking hate Man U, We love you Palace, we hate the brighton too, We love you Palace we play in red 'n' blue, so f@ck you, and you ...

I have but can't be bothered to know the answer

I have just Googled the phrase "is ant mcpartlin the tall git or short git?" and it comes straight up with the answer

I got nothing against the pair of them, only the crap shows they do, which isnt their fault but the producers i guess? That jungle celebrity bollox is the worst on tv, and it took over from a great programme called "survivor" where the challanges were interesting, like first team to fell a tree with an axe or standing out in 140 degree heat on a log in the sea with no water or toilet break the longest, one bloke was there over 24 hours to beat his rival, probably health and safety wouldn"t allow it now, oh, and the million pounds prize money made it a proper contest! The 24 year old cute newly married policewoman shagging the student in the woods named " charlotte the harlot" went on to win the money, her husband in wales had called her a slut, as he was watching to obviously, but after winning the miullion the headline in next days paper was, "i forgive her", Anyway, that crap jungle show took over from the excellent survivor, so hope they never do tv again!