How many w@nks can one have in a day
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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.32pm |
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Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido. I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day. Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can. So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me. Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak) Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated. Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.
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 the.universal 17 Dec 18 7.35pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido. I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day. Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can. So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me. Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak) Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated. Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature. Physically possible, absolutely. But I reckon you’ll be a broken, weary and slightly chafed man by the end of the day. Best of British.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.40pm |
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Originally posted by the.universal
Physically possible, absolutely. But I reckon you’ll be a broken, weary and slightly chafed man by the end of the day. Best of British. Thanks mate - appreciate your support
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| Mapletree Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.42pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Thanks mate - appreciate your support Do be careful of RSI at your age Tom
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monkey  Sittingbourne,Kent 17 Dec 18 7.43pm |
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Just remember Tom, if successful, we don’t need video evidence, we’ll take your word for it Edited by monkey (17 Dec 2018 7.43pm)
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.44pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
Just remember Tom, if successful, we don’t need video evidence, we’ll take your word for it Edited by monkey (17 Dec 2018 7.43pm) Honestly, i don't mind supplying evidence..
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.45pm |
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Originally posted by Mapletree
Do be careful of RSI at your age Tom Thanks Maple - the voice of experience
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| Tawny Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.46pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido. I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day. Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can. So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me. Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak) Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated. Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature. I've never heard it called that before :-D
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| the.universal 17 Dec 18 7.48pm |
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I feel like someone should reference a plasterer’s radio at some point. So, that’s got that one out of the way. Also, probably best to limit your ambitions on exactly how much decorating you will get done.
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 becky over the moon 17 Dec 18 7.52pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Since it's not a scientific experiment under controlled conditions, into General Talk it goes!
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| Stirlingsays 17 Dec 18 7.53pm |
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On that all important fourth one....when the will is flagging...... perhaps the ultras will agree to come around to your flat and give you some loud and proud support to get you over the line.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 17 Dec 18 7.54pm |
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Thanks for your support guys. Am now wondering if I should be looking at some kind of sponsorship. Maybe a charity w@nk? Could call it a w@ankathon. Might email Parish and see if he want to get some of the players involved.
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