This on watford forum from some mug called clive of the kremlin.......
w***er

The Opposition

Tiresome Palace. You keep thinking they're going down, but somehow they manage to just about hang on and delay the inevitable. This season, next season? Who knows. But they're certainly championship bound.

The absolute epitome of the one man team, we only have to consider high-pitched whiner and carper, Wilfried “I could have been crippled!” Zaha. The rest of the Palace 11 are merely a supporting cast. Extras to poor tear-stained Wilf's tragedy-stricken leading man.

Did you know he bragged about having slept with David Moyes' daughter? While he was at Man Utd? And then wonders why he got binned off back to where he came in short order. What an idiot!

As with any tragic actor, Wilf likes to portray himself as wronged by the world. The victim. The hard done by. The slightest breath of a butterfly's wings on him and he's straight into the plunge of the dying swan, with a twist, a double-pike and a little roly-poly (silly little ponytail-a-flyin'), Then he gets up and we move to Act 2 – The Indignant. Arched back. Head forward. Palms outspread and facing upward. Eyebrows as high as they'll go and mouth wide open in that awful, grimacing, cavern thing he does. Every game it's the same thing. We'll no doubt see a s***load of it on Saturday.

Oh, their manager is some ancient dinosaur relic who failed with England decades ago. Forget the name. Winterbottom?

Prediction

Easy 0-3 win. Pererya, Sema and Deulofeu

From their Proboscis Monkey NFL fashioned logo to their league after league of ugly players, I've had a certain dislike for this band of thugs ever since their near-promotion season in which they intentionally abused transfer loop-holes to strengthen their squad and it only increases as time goes by. They're like a crap amalgamation of two actual London clubs. Akin to Arsenal because they've acquired an undeserved righteousness, where the fans and players go into meltdown if they don't walk over opposition that they feel they "have a right to" and Chelsea because of their recruitment ethos, whether it's backstabbing a manager every 6 months or hiring players to play dirty.
(Either that or hiring them because of their daft hairstyles.)

They have a constant shroud of imposter about them - there's just an undying feeling that they shouldn't be in the Premier League and much like Clive of the Condom said about us, I in turn am waiting for their bubble to burst so they can return to the depths of English football to play other teams in neon-coloured strips with nicknames like "vampires" and "thunderbolts".

And if you disagree with any of the above then the words "Troy Deeney" can certainly be enough to turn anybody green in the gills.

It’s strange really, two pages on this horrible lot and not one mention of that animal Étienne CRAPOOIE.

I hope either Luka or Jimmy Mac take an early yellow card by putting that piece of scum into row 10 of the Arthur

It’s strange really, two pages on this horrible lot and not one mention of that animal Étienne CRAPOOIE.

I hope either Luka or Jimmy Mac take an early yellow card by putting that piece of scum into row 10 of the Arthur