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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 02 Mar 19 2.32pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

bloke visits the doctor :

'doctor can you help, the wife is never horny and its very frustrating'

doctor 'give her one of these pills in her tea before bedtime'

bloke goes home. Pops pill into her coffee. Decides, 'stuff it, i will take a pill also'.

3am, the wife jumps awake in the bed and shouts
'im so randy, i need to have a man right now'
bloke sits up, smiles and replies
'me too !'

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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deleted user Flag 02 Mar 19 2.50pm

Originally posted by Badger11

If you have any heart issues you should consult your doctor.

I know of a perfectly fit guy who tried it for a larf and had wood for a day and a half before he finally went to A&E in agony. Apparently they were not surprised and this happens more than you would think.

Jesus, drastic side effects there. I hope he was soon on the mend and keeping his pecker up as his pecker went down.

Edited by dollardays (02 Mar 2019 2.50pm)

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 02 Mar 19 7.26pm

Originally posted by dollardays

Just answer one of those spam emails as apparently they will send you pills that make your p**** 3 foot long.

Edited by dollardays (02 Mar 2019 12.44pm)

Am looking for a hard on. Not a reduction in length.

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 02 Mar 19 7.44pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Am looking for a hard on. Not a reduction in length.

Reminds me of the old classic

“I’d love to have a 14 inch c*ck”
“Instead of this fuc*inv massive thing “

 

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View askyourself's Profile askyourself Flag 02 Mar 19 7.52pm Send a Private Message to askyourself Add askyourself as a friend

I bought a tube of viagra cream and it worked but I could't straighten my fingers for two days !
... collecting my coat now.

 


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Just think a little.

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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 02 Mar 19 7.58pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by askyourself

I bought a tube of viagra cream and it worked but I could't straighten my fingers for two days !
... collecting my coat now.

Did you mean you couldn’t bend them?

 

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deleted user Flag 03 Mar 19 10.39pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Am looking for a hard on. Not a reduction in length.

 

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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 04 Mar 19 12.51pm Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Just in case you missed this in the I say I say thread....

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some pills that help get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed some diet pills on the bed.

I'm still looking for a place to live.

Edited by mr. apollo (04 Mar 2019 12.52pm)

 



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All

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View Frickin Saweet's Profile Frickin Saweet Flag South Cronx 04 Mar 19 1.38pm Send a Private Message to Frickin Saweet Add Frickin Saweet as a friend

Bought some when it first hit the mainstream years ago. More out of intrigue than anything.

If you wanna give someone a good seeing too then give it a go - you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the viagra gets tired and those two things can be far apart and long after you finished enjoying it. She (or he) will think you're a proper stud though!

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 04 Mar 19 1.41pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Bit of advice required lads.

Just wondering how many people on here use this and what is their experience?

Have never used the stuff but as I am now in my late forties I often find things are not quite what they used to be late at night.

Would be interested to know others experience.

Don't even know where you buy the stuff from (despite my online bravado there is no f@cking way I could walk in to Boots and buy this across the counter from a 16 year old Saturday girl)

All advice welcome.


Tom


PS: due to the extraordinary size involved here would I require double dosage?

Get someone older to buy them for you like you used to with alcohol.

 


COYP

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View Flightsequence's Profile Flightsequence Flag 05 Mar 19 4.59am Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

Make sure you take them with plenty of water. I had one get stuck in my throat, and I had a stiff neck for a week!

 

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View cpfc_chap's Profile cpfc_chap Flag koh samui 05 Mar 19 7.24am Send a Private Message to cpfc_chap Add cpfc_chap as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Bit of advice required lads.

Just wondering how many people on here use this and what is their experience?

Have never used the stuff but as I am now in my late forties I often find things are not quite what they used to be late at night.

Would be interested to know others experience.

Don't even know where you buy the stuff from (despite my online bravado there is no f@cking way I could walk in to Boots and buy this across the counter from a 16 year old Saturday girl)

All advice welcome.


Tom


PS: due to the extraordinary size involved here would I require double dosage?

I use Kamagra gels when I'm back in the UK work well even after you been on an all dayer. Got a pal that sells them so no need to go to a shop.

£125 for a box of fifty

 

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