Billionaire dies during pen1s enlargement surgery
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 Midlands Eagle  07 Mar 19 2.52pm |
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65 year old billionaire has died after suffering a heart attack during p**** enlargement surgery [Link] Apparently he was short in stature as well as in other areas and it is said that "the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day."
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| steeleye20 Croydon 07 Mar 19 3.05pm |
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ooooh painful..... Should have got an extension to his article 50 instead.
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| YT Oxford 07 Mar 19 3.14pm |
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Anyone got the phone number of the clinic? I've got (a-hem) "a friend" who might be interested in the procedure.
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| Stirlingsays 07 Mar 19 4.45pm |
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Well, he's certainly got an impressive stiffie now.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 07 Mar 19 5.05pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
65 year old billionaire has died after suffering a heart attack during p**** enlargement surgery [Link] Apparently he was short in stature as well as in other areas and it is said that "the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day." Why did he need one? When you are a billionaire they're plenty of women who will tell you that you're hung like a donkey.
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Pussay Patrol  07 Mar 19 5.06pm |
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Bit of a cock up then
Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah |
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 07 Mar 19 5.09pm |
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Small d1ck. Brighton Can was he?
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 07 Mar 19 5.26pm |
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I would be interested to know if there is also such thing as a pen1s reduction operation. People think that having a huge c@ck is great but it's actually become a huge weight around my neck (that's where I strap it) Edited by Tom-the-eagle (07 Mar 2019 5.26pm)
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 07 Mar 19 6.37pm |
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if you had to choose between owning a big C..ck or having a big bank account ?
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| YT Oxford 07 Mar 19 7.40pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
if you had to choose between owning a big C..ck or having a big bank account ?
The latter.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Mar 19 8.04pm |
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never dick with your dick.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 07 Mar 19 8.59pm |
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I’ll miss aquickgame2.
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