This is a photo of British Super Welterweight Title holder boxer Ted Cheeseman with his girlfriend.

Now by all accounts Ted seems to be a nice normal bloke.....but lets be honest....take a look at that mug.....that mug could curdle cheese let alone anything else.

Now a bloke with Ted Cheeseman's face would normally never get a bird like that....He'd be lucky to get dumpy Sharon off the tills....That bird is about three leagues above him.

If that photo is proof of anything it's that money makes the world go round.......the honey can smell the money.

Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 2.25pm)

I have to admit she's not exactly an oil painting.

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Depends who painted it. Picasso? Francis Bacon depicted some right ugholes.

Well I'm an ugly bloke and I'm not with a pretty women.
Waking up and seeing my wife's face each morning literally makes me feel sick.

My Mrs and I are both real mingers. Proper disgusting c@nts.

The plus side is we both know the other won't ever leave as no one else would ever have us.

I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league.

It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman.

I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league.

It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman.