He's big, he's fast, his first name should be his last, Stern John, Stern John.

So the song went, but it reminds me of Billy Connolly pointing out the 'my surname is my christian name' clan in Scotland. It seems to be prevalent in Scotland and the Carobbean, so I am asking for the silliest surnmaes as christian names you know, famous or not - Islamic names don't count of course, bowled Imran and all that, so I'll start you off:

Gladstone Small

Wilson Picket

anypne called Madison ...

Following that logic it would be quite amusing if Brighton hire a manager called Cumming and he wasn't doing well, all their fans could eventually own up!

Liam Gallagher wanted to name his son after John Lennon. So, naturally, he called him Lennon.

I suppose naming him John would've just been ridiculous.

Fulham had John Collins and Collins John. Take yer pick of which is the daftest

Maybe not quite on point with the thread but the Pathologist for years at Croydon mortuary was called Dr 'Carver'... You couldn't make it up!!!

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!

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Yes, maybe their mum Fanny was responsible.