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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 29 Apr 19 8.53pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I'm sure we'd all like to beam it up Scotty but are thirty years and a #metoo too old for it.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 29 Apr 19 9.03pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I'm sure we'd all like to beam it up Scotty but are thirty years and a #metoo too old for it.

thirty years and a MiGTOW too legally savvy to be pinching @rses and bragging about it.

 


the 'Net-We-had' at the Etihad....again

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Surprisingly The Wicker Man turns out not to be a documentary but they still had to cast Ingrid Pitt, Britt Ekland and Diane Cilento as the female leads. Presumably they couldn’t find any Scottish actresses who were attractive enough and Sean Connery wouldn’t drag up.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 29 Apr 19 9.10pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

thirty years and a MiGTOW too legally savvy to be pinching @rses and bragging about it.

Yeah, where's all the fun gone.....feel sorry for youngsters today....nothing but frigging moralising blowhards to look up at.

Not what I grew up with.

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Edited by Stirlingsays (29 Apr 2019 9.11pm)

 


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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 29 Apr 19 10.14pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

I miss Scotland................qualifying for major tournaments. My older friends tell me it last happened when the king was on the throne.

 


Vive le Roy!

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 30 Apr 19 8.44am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by the.universal

I miss Scotland................qualifying for major tournaments. My older friends tell me it last happened when the king was on the throne.

King Canute, wasn't it?

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 30 Apr 19 8.46am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Yeah, where's all the fun gone.....feel sorry for youngsters today....nothing but frigging moralising blowhards to look up at.

Not what I grew up with.

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Edited by Stirlingsays (29 Apr 2019 9.11pm)

I wouldn't mind a hard blow from any of the lovelies in the picture

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 30 Apr 19 8.55am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Where do I park my bike?

 


COYP

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View rob1969's Profile rob1969 Flag Banstead Surrey 30 Apr 19 9.31am Send a Private Message to rob1969 Add rob1969 as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Wow. That must be nearly every blonde lady in Scotland. I thought they all had red hair.

Maybe that is what they referring to as ‘lack o’ diversity.’

Edited by rob1969 (30 Apr 2019 9.32am)

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 30 Apr 19 9.42am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

More to the point, would you like to enter Miss Southampton?

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Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Apr 19 11.28am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

More to the point, would you like to enter Miss Southampton?

laughs (in sid james tone)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 30 Apr 19 8.31pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by rob1969

Maybe that is what they referring to as ‘lack o’ diversity.’

Edited by rob1969 (30 Apr 2019 9.32am)

would it improve diversity if they included a big fat bloater with a pint in one chubby hand, a fag in her mouth and a chocolate eclair in the other hand.

Like a hat-trick of Scottish Pride ?

 


the 'Net-We-had' at the Etihad....again

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