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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 13 Sep 19 6.28pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

today I learnt not to put a barrocca fizzy tablet into a fizzy bottle of water.
I had no still water and sat in my van with the bottle between my legs I bunged it in the bottle.
it literally exploded and soaked my crutch and arse.
my painters whites had a massive wet patch & I had to drive home to change strides & underwear.

Not today, but I also found out recently, if you run out of dishwasher tablets, putting fairy liquid in the drawer is a major cock up.
I ended up with suds all over the floor, like a scene from a carry on film.

 


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Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 13 Sep 19 6.31pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

today I learnt not to put a barrocca fizzy tablet into a fizzy bottle of water.
I had no still water and sat in my van with the bottle between my legs I bunged it in the bottle.
it literally exploded and soaked my crutch and arse.
my painters whites had a massive wet patch & I had to drive home to change strides & underwear.

Not today, but I also found out recently, if you run out of dishwasher tablets, putting fairy liquid in the drawer is a major cock up.
I ended up with suds all over the floor, like a scene from a carry on film.

Please don't go near the microwave.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 13 Sep 19 6.43pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Please don't go near the microwave.

Or the teasmade

 


I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 13 Sep 19 6.45pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Today I learned that Sam Smith is confused.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View DanH's Profile DanH Flag SW2 13 Sep 19 7.14pm Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Not today, but that people really care about Fireman Sam.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 13 Sep 19 7.14pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Today I learned that Sam Smith is confused.

Quite. They ought to get a grip.

 

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 13 Sep 19 7.16pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

63 and three quarters and today I discovered I like courgettes.

 

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 13 Sep 19 7.25pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

sat in my van with the bottle between my legs I bunged it in the bottle.

I assume that you have a very small one then?

 

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View Jamesrichards8's Profile Jamesrichards8 Flag 13 Sep 19 8.45pm Send a Private Message to Jamesrichards8 Add Jamesrichards8 as a friend

I’ve learned that apparently penguins have a socially constructed gender.
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When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 14 Sep 19 5.10am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

I’ve learned that apparently penguins have a socially constructed gender.
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Maybe this means that Sam Smith is secretly a penguin....or is that a Furry?

Today I resolve to learn about Furries.

 


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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 14 Sep 19 6.12am Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

I found out, whilst lying poolside, that if women are doing vigorous aqua aerobics bikini tops are a poor relation to the sports bra.
Carnage in there.

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 14 Sep 19 11.01am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by chris123

63 and three quarters and today I discovered I like courgettes.

what happened? did you sit on one by accident?

 

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