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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 13 Sep 19 6.28pm | |
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today I learnt not to put a barrocca fizzy tablet into a fizzy bottle of water. Not today, but I also found out recently, if you run out of dishwasher tablets, putting fairy liquid in the drawer is a major cock up.
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 13 Sep 19 6.31pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
today I learnt not to put a barrocca fizzy tablet into a fizzy bottle of water. Not today, but I also found out recently, if you run out of dishwasher tablets, putting fairy liquid in the drawer is a major cock up. Please don't go near the microwave.
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 13 Sep 19 6.43pm | |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Please don't go near the microwave. Or the teasmade
I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold, |
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Stirlingsays 13 Sep 19 6.45pm | |
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Today I learned that Sam Smith is confused.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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DanH SW2 13 Sep 19 7.14pm | |
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Not today, but that people really care about Fireman Sam.
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Teddy Eagle 13 Sep 19 7.14pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Today I learned that Sam Smith is confused. Quite. They ought to get a grip.
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chris123 hove actually 13 Sep 19 7.16pm | |
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63 and three quarters and today I discovered I like courgettes.
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Midlands Eagle 13 Sep 19 7.25pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
sat in my van with the bottle between my legs I bunged it in the bottle. I assume that you have a very small one then?
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Jamesrichards8 13 Sep 19 8.45pm | |
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I’ve learned that apparently penguins have a socially constructed gender.
When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop... |
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Stirlingsays 14 Sep 19 5.10am | |
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Originally posted by Jamesrichards8
I’ve learned that apparently penguins have a socially constructed gender. Maybe this means that Sam Smith is secretly a penguin....or is that a Furry? Today I resolve to learn about Furries.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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sickboy Deal or Croydon 14 Sep 19 6.12am | |
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I found out, whilst lying poolside, that if women are doing vigorous aqua aerobics bikini tops are a poor relation to the sports bra.
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ex hibitionist Hastings 14 Sep 19 11.01am | |
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Originally posted by chris123
63 and three quarters and today I discovered I like courgettes. what happened? did you sit on one by accident?
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