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 Stirlingsays  14 Sep 19 1.09pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Maybe this means that Sam Smith is secretly a penguin....or is that a Furry? Today I resolve to learn about Furries. Today I learned that furries are completely head fecked....the ones who take it seriously at least.
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| deleted user 14 Sep 19 5.18pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
what happened? did you sit on one by accident? Those adventurous golden years
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Sep 19 5.36pm |
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today I learnt that dentists are bigger crooks than the building trade.
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| Stirlingsays 17 Sep 19 6.14pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
today I learnt that dentists are bigger crooks than the building trade. Jesus! Daylight robbery. Mad, completely dental.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 17 Sep 19 6.43pm |
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lucky it was his daughter and not his cat - vets, jesus, we're all in the wrong job, double glazing salesmen have better ethics than vets, james herriot must be doing 45rpm
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ASCPFC Online  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Sep 19 7.54pm |
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I learnt that Hobbit is genuinely someone's name.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 19 Sep 19 8.54pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
I learnt that Hobbit is genuinely someone's name. he's a fool of a took, Bilbo.
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Teddy Eagle Online  20 Sep 19 9.33am |
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| Isley46 Sanderstead 20 Sep 19 9.47am |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
I learnt that Hobbit is genuinely someone's name. I learnt that Mr Somethinglongandcomplicated is genuinely someone's name
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| Badger11 Beckenham 20 Sep 19 11.09am |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
A mediaeval instrument of war. It's actually a bomb on the end of a pike stick. The lucky man who got to use it lit the fuse ran across the draw bridge dodged the boiling oil, stones and arrows and planted the pike with bomb attached into the castle door hoping to blow it up so the troops could enter the castle. If he was lucky and the pike was long enough he could retire and watch the explosion. The bomb frequently went off when he slammed it into the door or it went off early etc. Bit of a suicide mission hence the expression hoisted by his own petard.
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| Teddy Eagle Online 20 Sep 19 11.52am |
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Originally posted by Badger11
A mediaeval instrument of war. It's actually a bomb on the end of a pike stick. The lucky man who got to use it lit the fuse ran across the draw bridge dodged the boiling oil, stones and arrows and planted the pike with bomb attached into the castle door hoping to blow it up so the troops could enter the castle. If he was lucky and the pike was long enough he could retire and watch the explosion. The bomb frequently went off when he slammed it into the door or it went off early etc. Bit of a suicide mission hence the expression hoisted by his own petard.
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| ASCPFC Online Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 20 Sep 19 2.22pm |
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Originally posted by Badger11
A mediaeval instrument of war. It's actually a bomb on the end of a pike stick. The lucky man who got to use it lit the fuse ran across the draw bridge dodged the boiling oil, stones and arrows and planted the pike with bomb attached into the castle door hoping to blow it up so the troops could enter the castle. If he was lucky and the pike was long enough he could retire and watch the explosion. The bomb frequently went off when he slammed it into the door or it went off early etc. Bit of a suicide mission hence the expression hoisted by his own petard.
I learnt this today.
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