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View samprior's Profile samprior Flag Hamburg 23 Nov 19 11.43am Send a Private Message to samprior Add samprior as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game!

So I have two questions:

1, does anyone else play?

2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality?

Played quite a bit where I used to live. Just with friends but really enjoyed that it didn't take long before you are able to have some really good competitive rallies (albeit of a low standard). Great for fitness as well as you're constantly on the move and the best bit is you never have to run too far away to retrieve a misplaced shuttlecock...unlike in tennis where I spend most of the time retrieving over enthusiastic smashes

Definitely want to play again once I've settled into a new place.

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 23 Nov 19 12.52pm

Originally posted by samprior

Played quite a bit where I used to live. Just with friends but really enjoyed that it didn't take long before you are able to have some really good competitive rallies (albeit of a low standard). Great for fitness as well as you're constantly on the move and the best bit is you never have to run too far away to retrieve a misplaced shuttlecock...unlike in tennis where I spend most of the time retrieving over enthusiastic smashes

Definitely want to play again once I've settled into a new place.


Sounds like a challenge...

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 23 Nov 19 12.53pm

Originally posted by samprior

Played quite a bit where I used to live. Just with friends but really enjoyed that it didn't take long before you are able to have some really good competitive rallies (albeit of a low standard). Great for fitness as well as you're constantly on the move and the best bit is you never have to run too far away to retrieve a misplaced shuttlecock...unlike in tennis where I spend most of the time retrieving over enthusiastic smashes

Definitely want to play again once I've settled into a new place.

I forgot to ask, are you a homosexual?

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 23 Nov 19 1.14pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

I forgot to ask, are you a homosexual?

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 23 Nov 19 2.13pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Neil’s dad in The Inbetweeners is looking for a doubles partner.

Or he’ll have a session with you.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (23 Nov 2019 2.14pm)

 


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View samprior's Profile samprior Flag Hamburg 23 Nov 19 2.56pm Send a Private Message to samprior Add samprior as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


Sounds like a challenge...

Ha. Would be quite a challenge as I'm now living in Hamburg.

As for being homosexual I don't think so. Maybe I've just not played enough badminton... but I do enjoy the locker room banter.

 

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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 23 Nov 19 5.28pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

I forgot to ask, are you a homosexual?

Do it properly Tom a la Harry and Paul.
" is he a qwar?"
" Not sure. Lets ask bunny. Your a qwar arn't you bunny?"

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 23 Nov 19 5.46pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Neil’s dad in The Inbetweeners is looking for a doubles partner.

Or he’ll have a session with you.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (23 Nov 2019 2.14pm)


I’d rather shoot my shuttlecock at Wills mum.

 


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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 23 Nov 19 6.32pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Tom.

Badminton is camper than a row of tents mate. The gayest of all sports , apart from soggy biscuit , maybe.
Boxing fans don’t play Badminton. Just stop mate. Actually post a picture of you in your badminton shorts (asking for a friend), then stop.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 23 Nov 19 6.49pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

Tom.

Badminton is camper than a row of tents mate. The gayest of all sports , apart from soggy biscuit , maybe.
Boxing fans don’t play Badminton. Just stop mate. Actually post a picture of you in your badminton shorts (asking for a friend), then stop.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 23 Nov 19 6.55pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Badminton is borderline signalling, but hey, you still catch straights in gay bars....or so they tell me.

Mind you....it has to be quite closely followed by Power Walking....otherwise known as 'fast mincing'.

Still, get your sport on and be healthy.

 


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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 23 Nov 19 7.09pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

remember Gillian Gilkes from world of sport/grandstand/on the ball/football focus have finished and heres 20 minutes of badminton before the racing from Haydock in the 70s days? yes? well this is the way badminton takes you …

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