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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 17 Jun 20 6.03pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Just light hearted to soften the mood
When you were a kid what did you get told would happen if you (the title)
I used to pick my nose a lot and my sisters said my head would cave in.
Eating apple pips a tree would grow in my tummy.
There must be loads so hopefully our memories will help with this...

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 17 Jun 20 6.05pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

There was something about if the wind changes my face will stay like that....

It turned out to be correct.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 17 Jun 20 6.34pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

.....you'll put someone's eye out. Usually said when waving sticks or other objects about.

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 17 Jun 20 7.19pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


If you swallow chewing gum it’ll wrap around your insides.
If you don’t drink that cabbage water I’ll have a nervous breakdown. That might have just been in my house.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 17 Jun 20 7.21pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


If you swallow chewing gum it’ll wrap around your insides.
If you don’t drink that cabbage water I’ll have a nervous breakdown. That might have just been in my house.

Cabbage water is my thing mate. Ground pepper job done. Not just your house.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 17 Jun 20 7.28pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by cryrst

Cabbage water is my thing mate. Ground pepper job done. Not just your house.

It blighted many a Sunday dinner time after shelling peas and waiting for my old man to get back from the pub.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 17 Jun 20 7.41pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

It blighted many a Sunday dinner time after shelling peas and waiting for my old man to get back from the pub.

I feel a bit of deja vu ha ha
Although mum was always in charge and many a burnt offering was eaten by him without confrontation.

 

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View Paaalaaace's Profile Paaalaaace Flag Croydon 17 Jun 20 7.53pm Send a Private Message to Paaalaaace Add Paaalaaace as a friend

....you will go blind!

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag The garden of England 17 Jun 20 7.54pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Paaalaaace

....you will go blind!

Who said that?

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 17 Jun 20 10.31pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

The budgie will have a heart attack.

 

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View kennybrowns leftfoot's Profile kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 17 Jun 20 11.17pm Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

As a kid growing up in the 80s my old man used to tell us that sitting to close to the Tele would make us cross eyed...

Absolute nonsense of course but my Nickname has always been 'Boss eyed t***'... I still don't know why to this day??..

 


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View Slimey Toad's Profile Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 18 Jun 20 9.59am Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

If you stare into the mirror too long you will see the devil.

It's kind of true. If you look at yourself long enough without blinking your face distorts into a hideous mess.

 

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