Why would he be embarrassed? Did her bobbing head have male pattern baldness ?

Eze Peasy at Anfield....

I'm not exactly handy but did try to put a new lock on the bathroom door once. Surely that was simple enough?

Having huffed, puffed, and drawn sweat and blood from screwing the screws into what appeared to be a particularly unforgiving wooden door frame, I stood back to admire my handywork which, to be fair, looked quite good.

Satisfaction turned to despair as I went to report and show off my handiwork.

I'd screwed myself into the bathroom.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

I was slightly pI$$ed one night (what a surprise). Parents had gone out for the evening.

I remember locking my sister (me 18yrs, her 11 yrs) into a spare bedroom. The key got jammed when i went to let her out.
She had to climb out the window and drop to a flat roof, then the driveway.
Our parents went mental on their return, and had to drill the lock out.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

I fell asleep in a brides-to-be house after many beers. I couldn't find the bathroom, so urinated in the kitchen area, but in my confused state couldn't find my way back to my bedroom.

I was found in the early hours of the next morning, asleep naked on the family sofa, by the bride-to-be.

And I was 'Best man'

There is another worser story than this,.....

A really bad one

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 Aug 2020 2.54pm)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

As someone who grew up with a younger sister I fail to see that you did anything wrong .

Being Best Man in Wales.,...It is cringworthy,..

Do I have to explain ? in detail ?

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak