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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 05 Sep 20 12.05am

Something like 30% of the internet is p*** I believe.

I know during lockdown I got through a hell of a lot. Started lockdown watching women being cuckholded by black men and ended lockdown watching midgets shag.

Post lockdown I probably just watch ten minutes a day when I have a cheeky tommy tank whilst the Mrs is doing the dinner downstairs.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 05 Sep 20 12.25am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Something like 30% of the internet is p*** I believe.

I know during lockdown I got through a hell of a lot. Started lockdown watching women being cuckholded by black men and ended lockdown watching midgets shag.

Post lockdown I probably just watch ten minutes a day when I have a cheeky tommy tank whilst the Mrs is doing the dinner downstairs.

I thought you’d just do it at the kitchen table while she’s doing a stir fry.

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 05 Sep 20 12.38am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Always fearful of renegade search engines.

What if you type "woman with big boobs" and the search engine delivers something illegal to your laptop ?

So the answer is ... not that bothered with p***.

Property p***. maybe. A mews in belgravia with off street parking for a cool 50 million quid ....pfoooaarrr

Edited by PalazioVecchio (05 Sep 2020 1.20pm)

 


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BlueJay Flag UK 05 Sep 20 1.23am

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Something like 30% of the internet is p*** I believe.

I know during lockdown I got through a hell of a lot. Started lockdown watching women being cuckholded by black men and ended lockdown watching midgets shag.

Post lockdown I probably just watch ten minutes a day when I have a cheeky tommy tank whilst the Mrs is doing the dinner downstairs.

 

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View Cpfc1861's Profile Cpfc1861 Flag 05 Sep 20 7.56am Send a Private Message to Cpfc1861 Add Cpfc1861 as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Something like 30% of the internet is p*** I believe.

I know during lockdown I got through a hell of a lot. Started lockdown watching women being cuckholded by black men and ended lockdown watching midgets shag.

Post lockdown I probably just watch ten minutes a day when I have a cheeky tommy tank whilst the Mrs is doing the dinner downstairs.

Watching midgets shag is a challenging w*** but a well worthy achievement to accomplish. Knocking one out a load of Ewoks hanging out the back of ellie Simmonds while she fondled all her Olympic medals was great.

 

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 05 Sep 20 8.18am Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Cpfc1861

Watching midgets shag is a challenging w*** but a well worthy achievement to accomplish. Knocking one out a load of Ewoks hanging out the back of ellie Simmonds while she fondled all her Olympic medals was great.

You wanna watch the 70's version of 'Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs' brilliant cartoon p***.

 


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View Cpfc1861's Profile Cpfc1861 Flag 05 Sep 20 8.36am Send a Private Message to Cpfc1861 Add Cpfc1861 as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

You wanna watch the 70's version of 'Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs' brilliant cartoon p***.

Snow White gets Bukkake by 7 tiny plumbers Latey leakey Gassy Pricey Fluxy Weldy and eastern Europeany.

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 05 Sep 20 8.44am

Ha ha

I was a bit p@ssed last night.

Forgot I posted this

 


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View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 05 Sep 20 11.50am Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Post in haste, repent at leisure.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 05 Sep 20 1.21pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Pete53

Post in haste, repent at leisure.

W...nk in haste. Do the laundry at leisure.

 


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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 05 Sep 20 1.59pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Sorry I just spotted this thread I've been err busy.

What was the question again?

Edited by Badger11 (05 Sep 2020 2.00pm)

 


One more point

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 05 Sep 20 2.57pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

Sorry I just spotted this thread I've been err busy.

What was the question again?

Edited by Badger11 (05 Sep 2020 2.00pm)


Is it safe to surf dirty pictures online without getting fecked ?

Certainly not on the Vatican servers

 


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